[locked SO HARD from Sherry]

[notahandbag]

Well, now that we're speaking again, I feel like I'm allowed to ask this.

Is it just me, or does Wesker's crotch look bigger in this picture than in this one?

As you may guess, this is a matter of the gravest importance.

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[wearsmanymasks]

Stay classy, Dr. Birkin.

[notahandbag]

Thanks, I will certainly try.

[wearsmanymasks]

Try harder.

[notahandbag]

...You know what?

Suck my dick harder.

[wearsmanymasks]

Isn't that what you follow Dr. Stein around for?

[notahandbag]

Excuse me?

[wearsmanymasks]

You're excused.

[notahandbag]

You're a brat.

[wearsmanymasks]

Rather a brat than a whore!

[notahandbag]

I think your definition and my definition of whore are sincerely very different from each other.

[wearsmanymasks]

Evidently.

[notahandbag]

You know, I don't even really get where you're getting all this "Birkin's a whore" stuff anyway. I don't know where anyone's getting that from. Just because I'm... Flirtatious doesn't make me a whore.

[wearsmanymasks]

You're not just flirtatious, you're openly lewd. You're unfaithful. And most importantly, you are incapable of restraining yourself, resulting in such events as you having sex right by my unconscious body.

Does that clear things up for you?

[notahandbag]

Oh will you stop bringing that up?! I tried to stop him.

[wearsmanymasks]

You know, the more you say that, the funnier it gets!

[notahandbag]

Pardon the fact that I'm not absolutely fraught with the giggles over it. Honestly, I don't even understand what's so funny about it.