Walks in with bright, wide eyes and looks around...
So, this is a live journal huh?
I've heard of these and even seen a couple in my time, but never had my own one, but now, now I do.
MUHAHAHAHA
And now that I have got one, I don't quite know what to do with it. It's a bit lie those presents you get from your great aunts at christmas who you only once a year.
You get all excited cause you have another present and then you open it up and it is drawer liners, or a t shirt 3 sizes too small or a letter opener. You graciously say thank you and think to yourself, well now I have it, what do I do with it?
Drawer liners:
You could do the obvious and line some drawers with it, but I feel I am too young to do that, that's something better left to the point where I spend my nights sitting on a barstool nursing the one drink I can afford on the pittance I managed to save over my life, day dreaming about days gone by and watching all the young people enjoy themselves on the dancefloor wondering how I would need them to sleep with me.
I could always use them to wrap up christmas presents next year, it would save money on buying wrapping paper, or I could splatter paint on them and frame them and call it modern art, representing the lost art of lining drawers. Or I could just throw them in the back of wardrobe where they will stay for the next six months until I decide to clean my wardrobe and then laugh at the fact I got them, then offer them to all of friend, who won't want then and then donate them to the poor. I mean the poor would drawer liners wouldnt they?
T Shirt:
It's a little harder to think of what to do with a T shirt that is 3 sizes too small. I could wear it and pretend to be one of those twinkies who walk down the street in tight fitting shirts, and wear a g string under my pants so it shows, cause just what you do.
I could frame it as an insentive to loose weight, have it constantly looming over me, saying "LOOSE WEIGHT SO YOU CAN WEAR ME!"
Or I could just donate it to the poor, I mean the poor don't get as much as food as me so would be 3 sizes smaller than me no doubt
Letter Opener:
I could open letters with it, well actually I could not because I dont get letters, well not in the physical form, I get electronic letters, but I really don't think my computer would be very happy if I tried to open my e mails with a letter opener.
I could donate it to a midget pirate, it could become his sword, but alas and alack I don't know of any midget pirates.
I could keep it to hand on to my grandchildren as a relic, you know explain that in the past we had strange boxes at the end of driveway where things called letters and bills were deposited and we would use this rather primtive piece of metal to pry the message open. But I don't think I will be having any grandchild, considering I don't plan on having children.
So you guessed it I will donate it to the poor. I'm sure the poor get mail. I mean surely social welfare send them letters and debt collectors, and loan repayment offices and hire purchase bills, they get more letters than me, so I will donate it to the poor
The funny is now, that I have had that rant, I feel like all of those things, just so I can make somebody's life that little bit brighter, you know, so I can feel like I have helped out the poor in my own little way.
Ok, I guess that was a bit of a random introduction to a live journal, but I'm a bit of a random kinda guy.
Ok, I'm gonna stop typing, because if I don't think will never end
I've heard of these and even seen a couple in my time, but never had my own one, but now, now I do.
MUHAHAHAHA
And now that I have got one, I don't quite know what to do with it. It's a bit lie those presents you get from your great aunts at christmas who you only once a year.
You get all excited cause you have another present and then you open it up and it is drawer liners, or a t shirt 3 sizes too small or a letter opener. You graciously say thank you and think to yourself, well now I have it, what do I do with it?
Drawer liners:
You could do the obvious and line some drawers with it, but I feel I am too young to do that, that's something better left to the point where I spend my nights sitting on a barstool nursing the one drink I can afford on the pittance I managed to save over my life, day dreaming about days gone by and watching all the young people enjoy themselves on the dancefloor wondering how I would need them to sleep with me.
I could always use them to wrap up christmas presents next year, it would save money on buying wrapping paper, or I could splatter paint on them and frame them and call it modern art, representing the lost art of lining drawers. Or I could just throw them in the back of wardrobe where they will stay for the next six months until I decide to clean my wardrobe and then laugh at the fact I got them, then offer them to all of friend, who won't want then and then donate them to the poor. I mean the poor would drawer liners wouldnt they?
T Shirt:
It's a little harder to think of what to do with a T shirt that is 3 sizes too small. I could wear it and pretend to be one of those twinkies who walk down the street in tight fitting shirts, and wear a g string under my pants so it shows, cause just what you do.
I could frame it as an insentive to loose weight, have it constantly looming over me, saying "LOOSE WEIGHT SO YOU CAN WEAR ME!"
Or I could just donate it to the poor, I mean the poor don't get as much as food as me so would be 3 sizes smaller than me no doubt
Letter Opener:
I could open letters with it, well actually I could not because I dont get letters, well not in the physical form, I get electronic letters, but I really don't think my computer would be very happy if I tried to open my e mails with a letter opener.
I could donate it to a midget pirate, it could become his sword, but alas and alack I don't know of any midget pirates.
I could keep it to hand on to my grandchildren as a relic, you know explain that in the past we had strange boxes at the end of driveway where things called letters and bills were deposited and we would use this rather primtive piece of metal to pry the message open. But I don't think I will be having any grandchild, considering I don't plan on having children.
So you guessed it I will donate it to the poor. I'm sure the poor get mail. I mean surely social welfare send them letters and debt collectors, and loan repayment offices and hire purchase bills, they get more letters than me, so I will donate it to the poor
The funny is now, that I have had that rant, I feel like all of those things, just so I can make somebody's life that little bit brighter, you know, so I can feel like I have helped out the poor in my own little way.
Ok, I guess that was a bit of a random introduction to a live journal, but I'm a bit of a random kinda guy.
Ok, I'm gonna stop typing, because if I don't think will never end