Nerds, all of you
My whole nuclear family has H1N1 apparently and we're quarantined together, because the family that has cold sweats together stays together. We have been killing time with The X-Files and sudden crying jags. Oh golly what a surprise.
Halfway through my family's first viewing of "Existence," Dad walked out (it's a flexible quarantine), got in the Volvo, drove to Hannaford, and came back with a cake (marble, Best Creme frosting) that read
In green
With lil frosting balloons
I shit you not
Baby
Willy
OOOO
(The OOOO was the bakery department's lyric…al…ization? let's go with that-of whale song.)
I laughed and it was good to laugh, oh God what the fuck, my family.
"I have to say, with everything I know you must be feeling, you look amazingly beautiful, Dana."
Mom: Is she coming on to her? Now? Who is she, anyway?
Halfway through my family's first viewing of "Existence," Dad walked out (it's a flexible quarantine), got in the Volvo, drove to Hannaford, and came back with a cake (marble, Best Creme frosting) that read
In green
With lil frosting balloons
I shit you not
Baby
Willy
OOOO
(The OOOO was the bakery department's lyric…al…ization? let's go with that-of whale song.)
I laughed and it was good to laugh, oh God what the fuck, my family.
"I have to say, with everything I know you must be feeling, you look amazingly beautiful, Dana."
Mom: Is she coming on to her? Now? Who is she, anyway?