"Good night, tiny humans."
Lol omg preach:
Are you tired of hotel shower heads aimed at your belly button? ["How am I supposed to wash my hair with this thing"] Are you sick of everyone complementing you on your hot new capri pants that weren't really supposed to be capri pants? ["Nice microdress" "Oh"] Are you amazed at the cars some people drive, the bus seats you're supposed to fit into? Do you feel funny in bathroom stalls because when you stand up, everyone can see your head? [LMAO SRSLY IT GIVES ME ANXIETY "THEY CAN SEE ME FROM THE EYES UP OH NO"]
And finally, are you sick and tired of everyone asking you if you play basketball? (tall Community Profile)
They forgot when you hit your head on a ceiling light fixture
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It's my bbgurl Dana's birthday!!!!!!!!! Happy birthday!!!!!!!! Go easy on the sake!!!!!!!!
Are you tired of hotel shower heads aimed at your belly button? ["How am I supposed to wash my hair with this thing"] Are you sick of everyone complementing you on your hot new capri pants that weren't really supposed to be capri pants? ["Nice microdress" "Oh"] Are you amazed at the cars some people drive, the bus seats you're supposed to fit into? Do you feel funny in bathroom stalls because when you stand up, everyone can see your head? [LMAO SRSLY IT GIVES ME ANXIETY "THEY CAN SEE ME FROM THE EYES UP OH NO"]
And finally, are you sick and tired of everyone asking you if you play basketball? (tall Community Profile)
They forgot when you hit your head on a ceiling light fixture
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It's my bbgurl Dana's birthday!!!!!!!!! Happy birthday!!!!!!!! Go easy on the sake!!!!!!!!