pick a better universe
apparently burning something to CD is now legally identical to producing it yourself
drivers everywhere respect other road users (*cough*not*cough*)
el shrub's administration tried to silence NASA's top climate scientist
a guy who pretends to eat shit for a living can make $100k/yr
even the Brits think intelligent design is.. well.. intelligent.
Hamas get voted in, and Sony euthanizes the AIBO (crazy? whole? world?)
while you're at it, get the hell off my train
and, you know, there may soon be other dimensions detected. Pick one and start travelling
drivers everywhere respect other road users (*cough*not*cough*)
el shrub's administration tried to silence NASA's top climate scientist
a guy who pretends to eat shit for a living can make $100k/yr
even the Brits think intelligent design is.. well.. intelligent.
Hamas get voted in, and Sony euthanizes the AIBO (crazy? whole? world?)
while you're at it, get the hell off my train
and, you know, there may soon be other dimensions detected. Pick one and start travelling