an actual new mammal has been found (unlike, say, the
mystery animal that turned out to be a regular old cat)
the Chinese successfully
use traditional Chinese medicine to combat space sickness optical technologies
could be improved by orders of magnitude if scientists can better imitate animal eye evolution (hmm, maybe that's a new subject, old take)
farcical
conversation with God about intelligent design
it's porn. PORN! no, ha ha, tricked you, it's really not (yes, it is SFW)
"Solastalgia":
The sadness caused by environmental change anti-fog glass invented (although, you know, wetting the mirror before you get in the shower works too)
how to read a book (aha! on google books, when, you know, you're not supposed to be able to. rather clever, very norty)