Do-re-mi-fa-so-la-something-something-something

[notabadguyatall]

*There's a new little sheet amongst the usual restraining orders, recipes for explosives, and porn magazine cutouts on the Ninja High noticeboard*

WANTED: Stars-in-the-making!

Ever felt like you deserve something better?
Ever felt out-of-place among all the meatheads at this school?
Ever felt like singing out loud?

If you have, come along to the

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TXT FROM YOUR COUSIN<3

[obitastic]

CAN I HELP SHOOT KIDS?
I HAVE SOME WATER GUNS.
REAL ONES WILL GET US ARRESTED

NOT NOW OBI. BUSY CHATTING UP HOT LIBRARIAN.

[notabadguyatall]

NO. YOU'D JUST AIM FOR THEIR CROTCHES, AND MAKE IT LOOK LIKE THEY WET THEIR PANTS. AND THEN YOU'D USE PUPPYDOG EYES TO MAKE THE POLICE THINK IT WAS ME. AND THAT'S TERRIBLE.

BESIDES, IF ANYONE WOULD DO A JB SONG, I FIGURED IT'D BE YOU.

ORLY??? I HAVE NOT GAY RELATIVES?!

[obitastic]

*in non-caps cause I'm on phone*

Aw come on! I can totally not aim at the crotch.
Unless it's Kakashi. Then, well, I must.

Who is Justin Beiber anyway?

*totally does not ask this question because the mun doesn't know, surely that is not the truth of his question oh nooooooo never*

WERL, MORE PART-GAY THAN FULLY, BUT YOU GET THE POINT.

[notabadguyatall]

*hisses into phone*

I didn't need to know that!
Think generic pop, like boy-band style. Then think computer generated, completely pandering to the lowest denominator. Then have it sung by a sixteen-year-old whise balls have not dropped yet. There you go.

NO IDEA WHAT YOU MEAN. 8D

[obitastic]

Didn't need to know what? That I like to embarass my old friends? Sheesh, thought you'd be all over that!

And I see what you mean. That Beiber kid must have a great falsetto!

AS IN DOES NOT DISCRIMINATE IN THE GREAT GAME OF LUURRVE.

[notabadguyatall]

Indeed. I do believe the common repsonse among the above-thirty-year-olds was: "Bless her for being so open about her sexuality on national music television."

Pity, really, because the possibility of girl-girl-i-tude may have made me actually watch the videos with my ears plugged.