Chemistry - Late teacher is Late

[notabadguyatall]

High school Chemistry class. The most prolific creator of singed eyebrows and panicked ten-metre-dashes known to mankind.

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[betterinbed]

*Sees Deidara coming in with the stripper and wolf-whistles*

Lesbians! Awesome!

[notabadguyatall]

"Kiba-san! Quiet down."

(quietly) "...Good one, though."

[vie_est_un_art]

"Lesbians? That is awesome, but where,un?" That voice coming from the pretty blonde,very deep and very manly. If you look hard enough, you'll notice a lack of boobs.

[notabadguyatall]

"...He was referring to you, Deidara-sempai."

"You and your girly hairstyle."

[vie_est_un_art]

"Its a kickass hair style,un. . . not likd you or that stick up your ass would understand"

[notabadguyatall]

"On the contrary, I am quite capable of judging hairstyles. Yours looks a lot like sloth gone rampant."

It's a cheap shot, but so is coming into class with a stripper.

[vie_est_un_art]

Deidara looks confused for a moment. Dumb blonde moment, maybe? "A sloth gone rampant? What the hell kund of insult is that, its not even funny,un"

Coming to class with a stripper is always classy, nothing cheap about a stripper.

[notabadguyatall]

Itachi's massaging his temples and wondering how high the man who gave this loon permission to teach had been.

"I meant, it looks like you cannot be bothered to cut it, and so just let it hang down. How did you even become a teacher?"

His temper snaps for a second for the last comment, but Itachi is feeling put-upon and not very charitable, and is praying for the bell to ring now so he can have a relaxing tea in the faculty lounge, while pretending not to be stealing glances at the librarian.

[vie_est_un_art]

Not high, more like drunk and uncaring.

"Sounds like your jealous cause your hair is flap,limp. . . and looks kinda oily,un"

No such luck Itachi, today is a double period.

[notabadguyatall]

It takes all of Itachi's god-given patience not to make a penis joke there. The set-up is so perfect, he'll never get another chance like this ever again.

But he holds on.

"My hair is none of your concern. Your concern is the wellbeing of the children who are, incidentally, right here in front of you. Care to teach then something?"

One so inclined could see the bitchy tone as being angry about something else entirely...

And Itachi's only just remembered about the double period. The very next student to pipe up will be going to the nurse in a doggie bag.

[betterinbed]

"Oh, so... no lesbians, then." Yes, that is a pout on Kiba's face. "Maaaaan."