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Dec 25, 2009 23:52

.... I'ms confused. And Murdersdog isn'ts a puppies or a's olds dog nows and that's confuses mes too.

Can one of you dildos explains this to mes?

Ohs! And Happys Christmas everyones! I hopes it was all lots of funs!

((Poor Toki probably entered Mayfield at the worst time ever and is so, so confused.))

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donotlaugh December 27 2009, 16:51:35 UTC
[Alpha still has his collar so that he may talk, but he doesn't really understand what happened.]

I am having the feeling of much improved strength, Master.

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nota_bumblebee December 27 2009, 20:22:41 UTC
That goods!

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donotlaugh December 27 2009, 20:26:16 UTC
Yes, definitely.

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nota_bumblebee December 27 2009, 20:31:00 UTC
....Hey waits, you can speaks?!

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nota_bumblebee December 27 2009, 20:31:53 UTC
I means, I knew you could speaks when we's was olds but... wait. Hows?

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donotlaugh December 27 2009, 20:34:22 UTC
Indeed, I do have the ability to speak. It is the collar which I am wearing which allows me to speak.

[And also gives him a squeaky voice, because one of the wires is loose. Easy to fix... if Toki can work out how to open the wiring and put it back where it should be.]

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nota_bumblebee December 27 2009, 20:36:27 UTC
Wowees! That's cools! We's should gets somes for Dethklok!

[... Toki would probably just attempt to hit it until it worked if he realized it was broken. So it's probably best if he doesn't. Eh, so the dog has a funny yet adorable voice, he probably thinks that's what they all sound like.]

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donotlaugh December 27 2009, 20:38:38 UTC
Does this clock of death also wear a collar, Master?

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nota_bumblebee December 27 2009, 20:49:46 UTC
Well, nos, they're my bands back home! If you wantsted to listen to them, I gots our vinyls for Christmas! I shoulds've gotten somethings I didn't already owns for Christmas, but ohs well.

But we coulds wear collars, and then we'ds be able to talks!

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donotlaugh December 27 2009, 20:52:16 UTC
Yes, Master.

[Has no idea what he's talking about, so he just says what he thinks Toki wants to hear.]

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nota_bumblebee December 27 2009, 21:24:13 UTC
[Poor Alpha. Toki is now going to put on a record, as loud as it can go, completely filled with angry men yelling and awesome guitars. Complete with Toki windmilling and playing airguitar.]

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donotlaugh December 27 2009, 21:28:11 UTC
[Alpha simply lies down with his paws over his ears, enduring the horrible noise.]

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