{Hacked!Blog} Mother Christmas

Dec 20, 2010 00:06

[The following blog is on account of Dewi leaving his laptop open and logged on while out buying more ice cream Christmas shopping. Meet Ms. Jackie Dianne Ainsworth: Dewi's Mummy~]

Shwmae Liberty, United States. My name is Jackie Ainsworth and I am Dewi's Mummy visiting from Wales. That's Wales, Cymru, not England. My darling son has been on a bit of a blue streak as of late, you see, and as a concerned mother, I feel the need to insure his happiness. Because that is what my lit'le lamb deserves.



If there is any girl out there who thinks that she is worthy of dating my little lamb, please come to:

The Myrtle Mansion
12345 Fake Address Dr.
Liberty, ST 10001

Ask for Jackie Dianne Ainsworth. If a big-browed brat answers the door, you have my permission to slam the door in his face.

jackie dianne ainsworth, !blog, !hacked

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