Stupid Laws
Hey heres some kickers...Just some retarded laws i found on www.dumblaws.com lol...well here they are
Pennsylvania Laws:
Any motorist who sights a team of horses coming toward him must pull well off the road, cover his car with a blanket or canvas that blends with the countryside, and let the horses pass. If the horses appear skittish, the motorist must take his car apart, piece by piece, and hide it under the nearest bushes.
A person is not eligible to become Governor if he/she has participated in a duel.
You may not sing in the bathtub.
It it illegal to sleep on top of a refrigerator outdoors.
It is illegal to have over 16 women live in a house together because that constitutes a brothel. However up to 120 men can live together, without breaking the law.
It is contrary to Pennsylvania law to discharge a gun, cannon, revolver or other explosive weapon at a wedding.
Ministers are forbidden from performing marriages when either the bride or groom is drunk.
New York
It is against the law to throw a ball at someone's head for fun.
The penalty for jumping off a building is death.
A person may not walk around on Sundays with an ice cream cone in his/her pocket.
While riding in an elevator, one must talk to no one, and fold his hands while looking toward the door.
Slippers are not to be worn after 10:00 P.M.
New York City- Ok so women may go nude but they may not wear body hugging clothes...interesting
Women may go topless in public, providing it is not being used as a business.
It is illegal for a woman to be on the street wearing "body hugging clothing."
Citizens may not greet each other by "putting one's thumb to the nose and wiggling the fingers".
California Laws
Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses.
Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.
It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.
Women may not drive in a house coat.
No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.
Fresno, California
No one may annoy a lizard in a city park.
Permanent markers may not be sold in the city limits.
It is against the law to hold a private bingo game.
It is illegal to sell gasoline to a drunken person.
Elementary schools may not host poker tournaments.
Okay thats enough for now I guess...I'll put more in on another soon day though.hope i made y'all smile 8D