OaP - December - Word

[not_tindog]

Post Journey's End



Ianto,

I've given Jack's pipes a blow, his chassis a polish, his engine a hard revving, his pads a scrub down, ground his transmission, oiled his parts, checked his emissions, emptied his compartment, pumped his petrol, positioned his mirrors, and cleaned his tail-pipe, as requested.

Yours mechanically,
Mickey Smith

Jack,

I don't know why Ianto's so worked up. Maybe you should leave the car care to him in future?

Stop calling me,
Mickey the Mechanic