WTF?!
Woke up to find the house semi-ransacked, dog not in the usual place, and my laptop missing
Obviously, I panicked a little and went to the guestroom to make sure everyone else was alright
Three guesses on who I found nonchalantly on my laptop with Junior as the world's comfiest feet warmer and the first two don't count
I'm not going to ask how he got past my password
Drove John and S back a little while after that with the power of patience and coffee. I could marry that coffeemaker if I weren't already married to Millie
Obviously, I panicked a little and went to the guestroom to make sure everyone else was alright
Three guesses on who I found nonchalantly on my laptop with Junior as the world's comfiest feet warmer and the first two don't count
I'm not going to ask how he got past my password
Drove John and S back a little while after that with the power of patience and coffee. I could marry that coffeemaker if I weren't already married to Millie