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((Effects of the Rassplosion putting him more on course with Season 5 dialogue from which appear below in italics.))
Once again, Tucker wakes up not knowing how the hell he lost consciousness in the first place.
Finding himself in an empty Blue Base, he runs outside to find his friends people he works with who hate each other
"Ugh, whudldldluh. Bludludldldlah."
"Oh well, look who's awake."
"Ugh... what the fuck happened?"
"Oh, well, um, uh as you may remember, uh you were impregnated by an alien visitor who was on a noble mission to save his entire species from de-"
"...Can I get the short version of this?"
"Yeah, you got knocked up, then you got knocked out."
"Oh right. I need to start workin' out. Lose this baby weight..."
...And then he meets the little bundle of joy...
"So this is it Tucker. This is your little monstrosity. Your little abomination of nature."
"Uh, what do I do?"
"Why're you asking me?"
"I don't know how to be a Dad. This isn't the way I planned it."
"You planned this? Tucker, I had no idea."
"No no, I mean I always wanted to have the ideal Father-Son relationship. You know, where I see him for like eight hours every other weekend and send cheques to some woman I hate."
Once again, Tucker wakes up not knowing how the hell he lost consciousness in the first place.
Finding himself in an empty Blue Base, he runs outside to find his friends people he works with who hate each other
"Ugh, whudldldluh. Bludludldldlah."
"Oh well, look who's awake."
"Ugh... what the fuck happened?"
"Oh, well, um, uh as you may remember, uh you were impregnated by an alien visitor who was on a noble mission to save his entire species from de-"
"...Can I get the short version of this?"
"Yeah, you got knocked up, then you got knocked out."
"Oh right. I need to start workin' out. Lose this baby weight..."
...And then he meets the little bundle of joy...
"So this is it Tucker. This is your little monstrosity. Your little abomination of nature."
"Uh, what do I do?"
"Why're you asking me?"
"I don't know how to be a Dad. This isn't the way I planned it."
"You planned this? Tucker, I had no idea."
"No no, I mean I always wanted to have the ideal Father-Son relationship. You know, where I see him for like eight hours every other weekend and send cheques to some woman I hate."