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We’re all aware that a certain someone’s gone/homeless/possibly dead. And we ALL know what that certain someone [in all decent honesty] should be doing at this very moment. But that unfortunately for his jack-assery is not going to happen. I should know; I’ve known the man for the better portion of my life. ( Read more... )
We’re all aware that a certain someone’s gone/homeless/possibly dead. And we ALL know what that certain someone [in all decent honesty] should be doing at this very moment. But that unfortunately for his jack-assery is not going to happen. I should know; I’ve known the man for the better portion of my life. ( Read more... )
But you know we're always here for you, right Rust? Y'know, if you need someone to hang out with or something.
Anyways, glad to see you on here. This site is way addicting and though there's some shady characters I've also met a lot of really cool people. You actually might even be able to find a new bodyguard here, if that's really what's gonna have to happen.
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Well, DID.
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Honestly, though... This whole situation is completely idiotic. I can’t even believe something this ridiculous is actually, y’know... HAPPENING. Did I... Did I do something wrong as an employer? Unbalanced wages..? Lackluster communication?
I feel like I’m going through menopause or something. And I’m being completely serious here.
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Seeing as I don’t get mauled within the next few weeks, I’ll be sure to thank you later. Somehow.
You know, I’ll think of something.
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I mean, I can't pretend to know about the whole situation, but everything had seemed fine to me. Same as it always was. When I originally found out he'd left, I figured he just needed a little break or something. Go visit some old friends or...do whatever it is he does in his free time. And now I feel all bad about it because I kept reassuring the boys that he was gonna come back.
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Well hey, you seem to have done okay so far!
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The thing is... It WAS normal. Well, for the most part. You know how things usually go down here, what with the villains, the gama rays going off, the death threats. Nothing new, let me just say that.
This whole thing with the OSI, though? I didn't even know they were really serious involved with the whole thing until the gruesome little "finale".
I wonder what the hell complicated everything. It's like some ultimate wad of shit backed the whole flow of things up.
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Oh, and your deception is heartwarming, by the way. Have I ever told you that you weren't ever really a great liar?
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I still think that maybe there's something going on that you just don't know about. Like, with the OSI. Maybe it's some kind of secret government business that he can't tell you about?
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Well, I meant in the not-getting-mauled sense.
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Oh please. The man tells me everything I need to know. He wouldn't keep something as huge as the "OSI scandal" a secret from me.
I hope.
Well shoot. I'm in the mood for a tonic now. I haven't drunken this much since I quit college. Or was that in college..?
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The OSI has their fingers in a whole lot of pies. All I'm saying is he might not have had a choice.
Heh, both, probably. If we'd worked half as hard on schoolwork as we did on getting wasted, we would've been on the Dean's List.
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Ah, the Dean's List: every nerd's academic goal. Well, that and getting into Yale or something.
Oh man, do you remember the time when we made Sorayama smoke a bowl of oregano? Haha, classic. I wish I still had that robot bong somewhere...
Where has our youth gone to, old friend?
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Yeah, it got to the point where I only had one academic goal: "Don't get kicked out."
Haha, yeah. That was hilarious. Though it was so retarded, how mad he got about it. Seriously, who's allergic to oregano? It's in pizza!
Well, I bad-decisioned mine away, and you...had kids. But then again, I mean, we're not that old. Forties are the new thirties, y'know.
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My solution to being kicked out back then? Dropping out. Not the greatest idea ever, but at least I got a sympathy "D" before I completely jacked up my academic life. Sometimes I can't even remember being that rebellious as a kid. Lord knows it didn't do me any good, but what can you do..?
Oh, p'sahw. Yours wasn't THAT bad, White.
... Well, maybe the "Albino Bomb" was taking it a little too far, but other than that things are pretty darn great with all things considered.
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I will hear absolutely no naysaying of the Albino Bomb. I still think it's one of the best things I've ever invented.
No, I was thinking more along the lines of like, going from living in a swank apartment in Hollywood to a trailer in the middle of the desert. Y'know, that whole deal.
At least I'm still ridiculously good-looking.
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Oh, I'm sure. Just like my encounter with the "gay" gene and the attempted destruction thereafter.
I'd offer you a place on the compound, but I'm afraid I'll have to be a poor sport about it. I'm already lording Dr. Devout Religion, and even THAT'S impeding on my patience. Besides, I don't want Billy rifling through my old memorabilia. Get him a shock collar and then we'll talk.
Gaudy male nurse? Totally chic.
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I was trying to help fight terrorism, whereas you were either trying to get funding from conservative groups or trying to deal with some kind of personal issue.
Well, I complain, but the trailer's really not that bad. I mean, it has its...charms. Plus what with, uh, recent developments, you might try to destroy our genes or something.
I don't think he'd appreciate that much, but at least I know that if I do happen to need one I can always talk to that creepy Major guy.
...where the hell does everyone get 'nurse'? What nurses do you know that wear blazers?
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You of all people should know that my research concerning that is null and void now. Although the conservative funding would have been a plus, I wouldn’t really... Where was I going with this again? Oh, right, the whole “friendship is greater than science“ shpeal.
I would assume it’s the whole legging thing going on.
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Yeah, I'm sure that's why. No hard feelings, though. Mostly because I don't actually think there is a gay gene.
They don't wear leggings either! They wear those - those pajama things. Scrubs.
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The loafers? Or perhaps the predetermined color-code? White, pink, and magenta; the colors of TLC.
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