91st Transformation [Video]

[not_so_smooth]

[Sam is in the video, holding a knife. Next to him is this sheep:]

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[primrosella]

Oh, look! The dear little thing, just look at him!

[primrosella]

...Why do you have a knife?

[not_so_smooth]

Well, you see... in the Bible, where these things originally happened, you had to kill a lamb and paint its blood on the door frame of your house to make sure the angel of death didn't kill the firstborn(s) living there...

[primrosella]

You what?! But that's--that's awful!

[not_so_smooth]

I didn't actually do it, okay!

[primrosella]

No, not the--I know you didn't, and I'm glad you didn't, and it's just...it's just horrible, all of it, and then to ask something like that of us on top of it all...

[not_so_smooth]

Yeah. So you should probably stay somewhere else tonight.

[primrosella]

Why, so you can stay behind and--you don't really think there's going to be an angel of death going around, do you?

[not_so_smooth]

I'm not going to bet against it, that's for sure.

[primrosella]

But if I leave, then you'll be the only one here, and if there's no way to ward it off, then--and you don't have any older brothers or sisters, either! Sam!

[not_so_smooth]

Whoa, whoa, I wasn't going to stay.

[primrosella]

Where are you going to go, then?

[not_so_smooth]

People are saying that there are spots in Xanadu that weren't hit by the plagues.

[primrosella]

Then let's both go. And Mojo, too. ...And the sheep, of course.

[not_so_smooth]

Yeah, we don't want to forget Spartacus. Or Valor.

[primrosella]

We still have all the things lying around from when we went modern camping last summer, don't we? If we're to be spending any extended length of time in Xanadu, it might not be such a bad idea to take that along with us, too.