88th Transformation

[not_so_smooth]

Sooo, yeah, everybody just ignore my crazy roommate today, okay? He's She's cursed or something and acting really dumb. Seriously. And I bet she's gonna regret saying all that stuff tomorrow, too if not sooner than that, when I get my hands on himSo I've been wondering. Is it bad that I have a totally hot girlfriend waiting for me at home but I

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[mghtbconcussed]

Honey, that just makes you a boy

[not_so_sam]

Yeah, well, I guess that makes sense since I am one, huh?

...Who are you again?

[mghtbconcussed]

Seriously?

You know what, Sam? You better be cursed because I'm giving you until 1:00 to beg, plead, send chocolate and remember my name before I forget yours.

[not_so_sam]

Yeah, no, I definitely have no idea who you are.

But that's okay, 'cause you're not that cute anyway.

[mghtbconcussed]

Apparently I spoke too soon. You're a yankee, auburn loving dickhead.

And no amount of pleading, chocolate and compliments is going to help.

[She hangs up rather violently]

[not_so_sam]

[Excellent. One down, several more to go.]

[redrosella]

Yes, but, he's a very cute boy.

[mghtbconcussed]

Who can't remember my name.

That makes him a jerk face and I don't talk to jerk faces.

[redrosella]

It's probably best that you don't, he's acting very strange and very much not himself today.

[mghtbconcussed]

that's not going to be a problem

[redrosella]

I'm sure tomorrow he'll find a way to make it up to you. You're Lucy, right? He's told me all sorts of good things about you.

[not_so_sam]

Quit lying to the poor girl, Rosella.

[mghtbconcussed]

Hmpf

He's going to have to try hard. I'm anti-asshole in general.

[redrosella]

Well, I'm sure he'll think you're worth it.