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[not_sephiroth]

That fucking noise really does fucking stop when I'm around other people!

I finally fucking found my brother, luckily, or that goddamn piece of shit clock or whatever the fuck it is would never have shut the fuck up!

....What the fucking hell am I saying!?
Fucking bitch, make it fucking stop!

Niisan! Help!

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[kittyjones]

Calm the fuck down, you fucking wanker, it's just one of the bloody curses from this fucking City.

...

It's a bitch to be sarcastic when you're fucking swearing your fucking mouth off, isn't it?

[not_sephiroth]

You calm the fuck down!

I don't want to motherfucking calm the hell down!

Fucking CURSES!? Are you fucking SERIOUS!?

I don't want any-fucking-thing to do with any goddamn motherfucking curses!!!

[kittyjones]

I'm perfectly fucking calm. I'm bloody serene.

Yes, motherfucking curses. You'll get used to them. This goddamned one is actually more amusing than fucking dangerous. You don't really have a choice in sodding hell if you get cursed or not.

Best not to get fucking worked up about it. You might do yourbloodyself a fucking injury.

[not_sephiroth]

Fucking dangerous? I can more than fucking handle that! Danger doesn't mean a goddamn thing to me!

But this is fucking bullshit! And it's entirely fucking useless shit, too!

[kittyjones]

A bloody attitude like that will get you dead before you can say fuck.

Fucked-up shit, bullshit, general shit pretty much sums up all the fucking things the City throws at us. It'll get fucking worse before it gets bloody better, trust me. It's the sodding deities - fucking cunts.

[not_sephiroth]

I'm already fucking dead, so that shit is not really any of my goddamn concern, now, is it?

This is definitely the fucking shittiest place I've ever fucking been!

...Deities? Well fuck those fuckers.
Those cocksucking assholes can go die in a motherfucking hole, as far as I'm fucking concerned.

[kittyjones]

Well, it still bloody hurts if you die here, or so I'm fucking told. Not bleeding pleasant in any sense of the word. Probably not a good idea to be sodding unconcerned about it.

Don't know if it's even fucking possible for them to die, but I second the goddamn sentiment.

[not_sephiroth]

I don't fucking remember it hurting like a bitch to die. So I'm not worried.

Not like I'd let anyone fucking kill ME, though, anyfucking way.

Doesn't mean someone shouldn't fucking try.

[[OOC: One day I will learn to close tags properly.]]

[kittyjones]

As I say, I wouldn't really bloody know. Never got fucking round to it. Just didn't have the sodding time.

See. Knew you had a goddamn sense of self-preservation. So how the fuck did you die back wherever the hell you're from, then?

...Do you think you fucking can?

((OOC: Hee, no worries! *glomps*))

[not_sephiroth]

Well, I'm sure it will fucking happen in sometime. Don't fucking rush it, either.

Of course I have a motherfucking sense of fucking preservation! What the hell do you think I am, here?
You could say it was an unfortunate fucking accident.

I don't fucking know yet. Maybe with my goddamn brothers helping me....

[kittyjones]

And here I fucking was thinking I was fucking immortal. I wasn't planning on bloody rushing it, no. Dead isn't really my sodding style.

I don't know. You're fucking hard to define. You can goddamned take that as a fucking compliment or a motherfucking insult, whichever way you're feeling. Ah, that sort of shit. I've almost had a few of those fucking accidents myself. Very bloody unfortunate.

Maybe you should fucking think it over before you do any shit. It's somewhat sodding fraught with bloody danger. Though you will find a goddamned lot of cunts willing to fucking help you.

[not_sephiroth]

Well, we can't all be fucking immortal. I guess you'll just have to fucking get over it and face the goddamn shitty truth.

I guess for now I'll fucking take it as a goddamn compliment. Later, maybe I'll be fucking insulted. They are really motherfucking shitty, aren't they?

I'll do whatever fucking shit I want!
And if people want to fucking help, then I'm sure we can fucking use them.
I'm not really going to worry about this shit right now, though. I know how to bide my fucking time.