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[not_sephiroth]

I much preferred the darkness.

Comments

[so_very_greedy]

I would prefer to be swimming in a pool made of vodka with naked women. Sounds like neither of us get what we want, eh?

[not_sephiroth]

That's the most vulgar thing I've ever heard!
Why would you want naked women around!?

[[OOC: OMG, I love you Greed. XD]]

[so_very_greedy]

What the hell do you mean vulgar?! That kicks ass!

Oh, I get what this is all about. You're gay, right?

Fine then, naked pretty boys. Is that better? Same rule applies.

[[THX. Greed is the bane of all serious, dark characters!]]

[not_sephiroth]

No it does NOT!
You think....I'm.....what now?
No. I don't want pretty naked boys, pretty naked girls, or anything of the sort!
People shouldn't be naked!

[[OOC: Okay, so I died just now. XD
Greed srsly wins at life.]]

[so_very_greedy]

YOU WERE BORN NAKED, YA' DOPE!

Damn it, you humans can be weird bunch sometimes.

What the hell is wrong with looking at pretty naked things? It leads to sex, which is ALWAYS fun, no matter who ya' are.

[[ooc: Greed tries to win EVERYTHING.]]

[not_sephiroth]

I MOST CERTAINLY WAS NOT.
I was not ever a child - I wasn't born like you're thinking. Luckily enough for me.

Human? Oh, did someone say I was human? No, I never quite was that.

I guess if that's what you want. I don't understand.

And I'm not going to talk about sex with someone I don't know!

[[OOC: He usually succeeds. XD]]

[so_very_greedy]

So you're homunculus, like me? Born fully formed?

YOU SHOULD STILL LIKE SEX, THEN! What the hell do you do with your off hours?!

[not_sephiroth]

Homunculus? I don't think so.
You could say I'm a memory...

I didn't say anything about liking or disliking it!
What I do in my off-hours is my business!
Suffice it to say it doesn't involve pools of vodka or naked people.

[so_very_greedy]

Then you FAIL my friend, for lack of coolness or sense.

[not_sephiroth]

I have PLENTY of sense.
As for coolness, I don't really need such nonsense.

[so_very_greedy]

That's where you're wrong. Looking cool is paramount to everything else, buddy! Everything is easier when you're cool. I should know. I am an expert in the field of being completely awesome. You get chicks, money, power, status, everything!

[not_sephiroth]

There's only one thing I want, and you didn't list it.
I don't need to be "cool".
I just need to by myself.

[[OOC: Whatevar, Kadaj. You know you're fucking awesome. :D]]

[so_very_greedy]

Why the hell would you want that?

[not_sephiroth]

[[OOC: It should have said *be* myself. I lose.]]

Why wouldn't I?