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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In January I put money in punkdrummer's expired parking meter (14 points). Last Wednesday I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). Last Saturday I set dmaloric1's puppy on fire (-66 points). Last Thursday I helped fishexcrement hide a body (-173 points). Last week I bought porn for supermodel (-10 points).
Overall, I've been nice (91 points). For Christmas I deserve a red Radio-Flyer wagon!
Sincerely,
notpunkenough