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Okay so there are a few things I've learned since I've started slaving for J.P. Licks:
1.) There is such a thing as too much ice cream
Coming from a former pint-a-day addict, I'm not messing around. I eat so much ice cream that I get horrible lactose induced stomach aches (day shift) and/or crazy twisted nightmares (night shift). There is one exception however, and that is Banana Dulce. There is and never will be too much of it. Give me all the stomach aches and nightmares in the world, I care not, I want my Banana Dulce (pint count today only: 2)
2.) Never order a malted
Malt mix is curdled milk in powdered form. Please don't say I didn't warn you.
3.) Ice cream is dangerous
My right wrist is splinted and my elbow is bruised. In addition to breaking my left wrist on air, I have sprained my right wrist on ice cream.
4.) I don't care what the flavor is, it never smells good 8 hours later
Soak some handmade whole milk ice cream into your clothes and you'll find you agree.
5.) People suck. Especially those who don't know whats going on.
However this we already knew.
I've also learned how to make 45968546 different kinds of smoothies, milkshakes (pardon, fruitattas and frappes) and raspberry lime rickeys. I call sprinkles jimmies and say hahd instead of hard just because I GET TEASED IF I DONT. The peer pressure is unbelievable. Oh I also own and wear frequently a (so I'm told) classy Red Sox hat. I get complimented often. I can make whipped cream and I know how to make sundaes and splits. This will make me indespensible amongst my friends.
Tonight I saw The Night Listener and Scoop.. Both were tremendous but the award for the night actually goes to the preview for The U.S. vs. John Lennon. I'm super pumped. I just watched Declassified: John Lennon on A&E or whoever does that series. I can't wait I'm dying inside it looks so good. Check out the trailer.
Now is the time I pass the fuck out, I have a full night shift tomorrow and a term paper to write (boo).
Check the trailer out, do it.