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[not_oneesama]

I should probably introduce myself

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[no_no_really]

[she ran all around the base looking for her already, so here comes Nono on the horizon]

I found you! ONEESAMA!

[not_oneesama]

Oh, it's you again.

...Who are you talking to?

[no_no_really]

Oneesama! Thank you so much for saving me! Are you the Earth Defense Force's new space pilot?

[not_oneesama]

Me?

Yes, I'm a new pilot. And you are...?

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[no_no_really]

A space pilot~ and so heroic and cool! I love it! I'm on fire!

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[no_no_really]

My name is Nono! It's so wonderful to meet you!

[not_oneesama]

Oh. Well...

Don't worry about earlier. Pilots shouldn't act like that; we can't afford to have a reputation for bad behavior.

[no_no_really]

Yes! Space pilots are like you, right, oneesama? Just heroes of hope and goodness?

[not_oneesama]

Well...putting it like that's a little much.

But it's our job to protect people.

[no_no_really]

So on fire~ I'm totally in flames! Oooh~

[not_oneesama]

...

[no_no_really]

Can you help me become a space pilot? Special training, or even just a few pointers?

[not_oneesama]

You want to be a space pilot?

[no_no_really]

Yes! I'll become a space pilot just like oneesama so I can be a NONORIRI!

[not_oneesama]

A nonowhat?

And you want my help? Let me see something.

[Takes out a spare seal and sticks it to her forehead]

[no_no_really]

[The seal almost immediately snaps in half and falls off her head, floating to the floor.]

I even split stickers...