Fatness and Spency
Low carb mania is really really getting to me. With the risk of sounding slightly...slightly bitter what the fuck America? Honestly what the fuck. Everyone I know is jumping on the low carb cart and it is ridiculous. They are actually developing low-carb wheat...who does that...its fucking wheat it's purpose is to be a carb. Maybe this anger is stemming from the fact that even if I wasn;t broke this summer and carbs weren't the cheapest shit to buy I would still be addicted to them. I dont eat meat, I dont eat eggs because they are nasty what the hell else would I live on?
The boiling point of this whole thing came when I went to Applebee's for about the 8th time this week. When I ordered cheese sticks the waitress was like "oh that is the first carb order all day...sure you want them" YO BITCH thanks for clearing up the fact that breaded cheese has carbs, you know it was SO the carbs making me not want to eat the damn sticks, not the 1000 grams of fat and oil and grease, nope it was the net carbs. Thank God she cleared that up for me so that I might be able to scratch the cheese sticks and go for...hmmm maybe a vat of bacon fried about 600 times, that seems much more healthy to me, what would I do without Mr. Atkins?
p.s. As per request here is Spencer in all his glory...he's a ham...a tart actually...
he likes to sleep smushed up against the cage so he looks dead...yea I dont know the boy has abandonment issues.
The boiling point of this whole thing came when I went to Applebee's for about the 8th time this week. When I ordered cheese sticks the waitress was like "oh that is the first carb order all day...sure you want them" YO BITCH thanks for clearing up the fact that breaded cheese has carbs, you know it was SO the carbs making me not want to eat the damn sticks, not the 1000 grams of fat and oil and grease, nope it was the net carbs. Thank God she cleared that up for me so that I might be able to scratch the cheese sticks and go for...hmmm maybe a vat of bacon fried about 600 times, that seems much more healthy to me, what would I do without Mr. Atkins?
p.s. As per request here is Spencer in all his glory...he's a ham...a tart actually...
he likes to sleep smushed up against the cage so he looks dead...yea I dont know the boy has abandonment issues.