Doria en mi telefono

[not_not_gay]

SO I get home from this horrible stress filled, dyke-drama saturated 3 days and what do I find? OH that's right there is a message from Doria Roberts...YEA DORIA fucking ROBERTS. I almost wet myself I was so so so happy. Anyways it made me happy. I think I need to go to sleep, it's been like 3 days, but NO I am going to go out and drink/eat like an idiot. Anyways how is everyone...no for real comment and tell me because it has been about 100 years since I have been on this thing. More to come later, but for now it is time to eat, drink and be hella gay Brooklyn style.

Tah Tah for now