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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In September I set jellopi's puppy on fire (-66 points). In June I gave breeknee a kidney (1000 points). Last Friday I ruled Iran as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In November I turned crashintome916 in for littering (3 points). In August I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points).
Overall, I've been nice (1656 points). For Christmas I deserve a new dolly!
Sincerely,
not_my_own