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not_methuselah

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Jul 04, 2010 20:01

[sup button mashing HE'S EXPERIMENTING!]

This is like Calvaria's stuff, if I remember right. [nervous chuckle] I've never been any good with these. Here goes:

HELLO?

Can anyone hear me on this thing? I seem to have been removed from my train and I really need to get back there. Machika's going to be mad if she wakes up and I'm gone. If anyone ( Read more... )

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thenotmagician July 5 2010, 03:08:10 UTC

Can hear ya loud an' clear!

audio not_methuselah July 5 2010, 04:11:46 UTC

[SCREAM, VOICES okay not screaming but SHOCK AND SURPRISE. Oh the device in his pocket haha]

Oh, good! I'm glad someone's there, I was about to think I was alone and that would've been kind of a problem, you know?

Re: audio thenotmagician July 5 2010, 05:09:25 UTC

Welp, thankfully, there's a shitton of people people on his ship ta keep ya company.

audio not_methuselah July 5 2010, 05:12:20 UTC

It's great to know that!

But you said a ship? Where is this?

Re: audio thenotmagician July 5 2010, 06:46:55 UTC

A ship in th'middle of some random ocean in some other universe. God only knows where we are. We're just goin' to th'Golden Shore.

audio not_methuselah July 5 2010, 06:50:17 UTC

[He doesn't like the sound of this Golden Shore business, boy's got shit to do, reincarnated spirits to kill, that kind of thing]

You don't suppose there's any way I can be let off at the nearest port, do you? I have somewhere important I'm trying to go to!

audio thenotmagician July 5 2010, 07:02:31 UTC

Sorry, there ain't any way off this tub. It's been sailin' for almost two years, and it's only made port twice.

audio not_methuselah July 5 2010, 07:05:40 UTC

[fml. oh well! he'll. make do. somehow. HE'S BEEN THROUGH WORSE]

And you've been here the whole time? How does it keep fuel and supplies fresh if it doesn't stop anywhere?

audio thenotmagician July 5 2010, 07:17:23 UTC

Well no, I've been here over a year, but not the entire time its been sailing.

The ship is magic. S'the only explanation for it. Everything restocks itself.

audio not_methuselah July 5 2010, 07:21:04 UTC

[People have been here for more than a year unable to leave. Is this a civilian ship?

Is this a prison ship.

He thinks on this for a moment in utter dread until he hears the 'magic' but and ...NOPE not gonna believe it. Talk to him about Faith, talk to him about Science. Hell, talk to him about people being reincarnated for eternity. Yeah, not gonna believe magic. This is ridiculous. He needs something tangible to think about.

QUICK! A DIVERSION! Zeke can probably hear luggage tumbling now.]

I'm sorry, I think I missed what you said!

audio thenotmagician July 5 2010, 07:23:08 UTC

...I said we're onna magical, batshit cruise ship, bucko.

[DONT KILL YOURSELF NOW]

audio not_methuselah July 5 2010, 07:27:09 UTC

[lalala didn't hear that, changing subject]

If you've been here so long, maybe you can help me! I need to find someone, a blonde girl, short, blue eyes. You haven't seen her around, have you?

audio thenotmagician July 5 2010, 07:40:35 UTC

...Is her name Lily?

audio not_methuselah July 5 2010, 07:41:12 UTC

... No, Machika.

audio thenotmagician July 5 2010, 07:46:41 UTC

Ah.

Don't think she's here. Sorry.

audio not_methuselah July 5 2010, 07:49:04 UTC

It's not your fault. Knowing my luck, she'll find a way to follow me here.

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