[Down by the bay the beach there is a very strange sight..Around a camp fire there appears to be a very large red lobster (it's a costume) dancing while
a certain song plays.]
BEING A FISH WAS MORE AMAZING THAN GETTING A RAISE! MORE PEOPLE SHOULD BE FISH BECAUSE FISH
DON'T RANDOMLY ATTACK PEOPLE IN THE OFFICE.
THEY ALSO SWIM IN SCHOOLS WHICH IS LIKE
BEING IN A CUBICLE.
[He turns up the music and continues to dance. Guess what Howard was..]