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Günter's Hot Dog Stand - Stockholm, Sweden - Saturday Night

Oct 17, 2009 15:11

With the sole purpose of letting his poor pilots have a job again, Tony and Tyler had gone to Sweden ( Read more... )

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tyler_back October 17 2009, 20:20:15 UTC

Tyler leaned back against a lamp post to rest his eyes. "... what did you just say?"

he might have been forgetting things. Half a bottle of vodka and god knows how much on the flight over (they had to keep the slight attendants busy, too) did that to a man.

not_ironmaiden October 17 2009, 20:25:32 UTC

It was sake, thank you. The good stuff.

"I'm ordering us food," Tony informed him, chin held high as though he wasn't nearly as trashed as Tyler.

tyler_back October 17 2009, 20:30:36 UTC

Good sake, bad sake, after a while it was all just a buzz.

"The crab hot dogs?" he asked. "Good. Good. 's half the reason we're freezing our asses off here, isn't it?"

not_ironmaiden October 17 2009, 20:32:54 UTC

Bite your tongue, Tyler!

"Hot dogs with crab salad on it." A beat. "...though that looks more like shrimp."

tyler_back October 17 2009, 20:45:46 UTC

Tyler opened his eyes to squint at the hot dogs. "It's pink," he pronounced. "Whole thing's really .... pink."

He held out a hand for the hot dog anyhow.

not_ironmaiden October 17 2009, 20:51:02 UTC

And the poor man behind the counter was just forced to hand over a hot dog that might not stay in the tourist's stomachs.

"What's wrong with pink?" Tony asked, taking his own with the grace befitting a Stark.

tyler_back October 17 2009, 20:55:14 UTC

"Not a thing," Tyler said. "Just not a color I, uh, as-, assio-, asseecho ... think goes with tasty food."

not_ironmaiden October 17 2009, 20:59:29 UTC

"Condiment," Tony prompted idly, going to find a nice bench to sit down on.

tyler_back October 17 2009, 21:07:55 UTC

"Associate," Tyler managed finally as he shambled his way to the bench. "And condiments shouldn't be pink either. Thousand Island dressing's gross."

not_ironmaiden October 17 2009, 21:20:23 UTC

"Sauerkraut is pink sometimes," Tony pointed out. This hot dog eating would take careful strategy.

tyler_back October 18 2009, 02:02:30 UTC

"... It should not be," Tyler said, and took a tiny nibble from the end that seemed to be all hot dog and bun.

not_ironmaiden October 18 2009, 03:57:44 UTC

Well, really, the correct term should just be 'sausage'.

"And--Cosmos are pink." Ish.

tyler_back October 18 2009, 04:08:00 UTC

Pssh, "correct term."

"They are a beverage, not a food." Tyler took a slightly less cautious bite. "... these things don't go together at all."

not_ironmaiden October 18 2009, 04:12:41 UTC

"Which is why you're drunk."

tyler_back October 18 2009, 04:14:55 UTC

"No," Tyler said patiently. "I'm drunk 'cause your stewardesses kept pouring more sake and then we stopped at tha' bar, remember?"

not_ironmaiden October 18 2009, 04:16:07 UTC

Tony thought about that long and hard before picking a bit of shrimp off the hot dog to eat. "Well, then it's your own fault."

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