strangely prescient
April Fool adrichas a hundred large anchovy pizzas and a diet coke delivered to your door. aka_baphometlegally changes your name to MoonBeam Cappa. candicideshaves your kidneys. christine9600paints your cat orange. comorbideggs your elderly relatives. goodjoanglues your house to your bedroom ceiling. hotcoffeemssells your dog on Ebay. ladylabyrinthtrims your hedge into a replica of the Venus de Milo. lafemmedesfemmeTPs your car. thegreymanenlists you in the French Foreign Legion.Prank Me