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[not_horny]

[An ominous, horrible sound scratches through the air. The foul breath hisses into words:]

Demon...I will get you...

Comments

[headasahat]

Whoa! Nice mask!

[not_horny]

[This really got attention, but still not the right person. He has to resist the urge to say 'thank you' for the compliment.]

Be you of demon blood?

[headasahat]

Yup! I'm a bad spirit~ Can't you talk any better?

[not_horny]

[;-; so mean...]

Where are the strongest of your kind?

[headasahat]

Out for a walk. [Is serious. ._.]

[not_horny]

[That could be anywhere! But maybe 'the strongest' would know where to find that person.]

Names, give me names!

[headasahat]

[Much luck, bro]

What do I get for them?

[not_horny]

[uuuhhhm good question]

I may spare your life!

[headasahat]

Not enough! [Crosses his arms.] Offer me something better!

[not_horny]

[:|a]

A...

...sandwich?

[headasahat]

[He's already hijacked a kitchen (plus house and baffled miserable host), so this offer doesn't impress him very much, either. .^. ]

That's all you can come up with?

[not_horny]

[He doesn't perform well under pressure okay]

Tell me already!!

[headasahat]

[Nye~he~he~]

Nope, I think I'm gonna quit this call~ Call again once you're better prepared.

[Click click ♥]

[not_horny]

[kdshfjkshdfds fail]

[headasahat]

[Chuckles. He's gonna have to tell the boss about that weirdo next time he sees him~]