Funniest 3:20am Conversation EVER

[not_georgia]

- .Tabish. - All of The Hopes We Cherished Fade... says:
hahah

- .Tabish. - All of The Hopes We Cherished Fade... says:
this one time I got a boner

- .Tabish. - All of The Hopes We Cherished Fade... says:
and then it started to fart

i'll dig myself a little hole inside your precious heart. scratch n' sniff penis. metter lath!! says:
hahaha'

- .Tabish. - All of The Hopes We Cherished Fade... says:
through my penis

- .Tabish. - All of The Hopes We Cherished Fade... says:
and it was like a firehose after theres no water left in the firetruck

i'll dig myself a little hole inside your precious heart. scratch n' sniff penis. metter lath!! says:
OH MY GOD!

i'll dig myself a little hole inside your precious heart. scratch n' sniff penis. metter lath!! says:
IMG ONNA PUKE

i'll dig myself a little hole inside your precious heart. scratch n' sniff penis. metter lath!! says:
l;OJAOP|DJSfdGDSfs

- .Tabish. - All of The Hopes We Cherished Fade... says:
hahahah

i'll dig myself a little hole inside your precious heart. scratch n' sniff penis. metter lath!! says:
LMAO!

i'll dig myself a little hole inside your precious heart. scratch n' sniff penis. metter lath!! says:
LMFAO!

- .Tabish. - All of The Hopes We Cherished Fade... says:
I had to like get o my knees and trap it between my thighs you know?

- .Tabish. - All of The Hopes We Cherished Fade... says:
but I still was getting all jostled around

- .Tabish. - All of The Hopes We Cherished Fade... says:
falling all over the floor

- .Tabish. - All of The Hopes We Cherished Fade... says:
until I finally got on top of it and held it down with the side of my knee

- .Tabish. - All of The Hopes We Cherished Fade... says:
it was like when you release a balloonful of air and it flies around.....like that except it didnt stop going!

- .Tabish. - All of The Hopes We Cherished Fade... says:
it just kept flutterring and flutterring

- .Tabish. - All of The Hopes We Cherished Fade... says:
I just kinda gave up after a while

i'll dig myself a little hole inside your precious heart. scratch n' sniff penis. metter lath!! says:
HAHHAHAHAHAHA

- .Tabish. - All of The Hopes We Cherished Fade... says:
Zipped it up and went home

- .Tabish. - All of The Hopes We Cherished Fade... says:
Im standing in the elevator and the guy next to me looks down at my crotch and its just getting beaten around and it looks like there's a retarded mongoose attached to my groin.

- .Tabish. - All of The Hopes We Cherished Fade... says:
hahhahaha

i'll dig myself a little hole inside your precious heart. scratch n' sniff penis. metter lath!! says:
hahahahahha

- .Tabish. - All of The Hopes We Cherished Fade... says:
I ignore it and smile at him

Thank you, Tabish. For all the laughs. And for being hilarious whenn you're really high.