Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last month I punched
yoshi_mitsu in the arm (-10 points). In July I signed my organ donor card (28 points). In May I caught a purse-snatcher who stole
calmlight's purse (30 points). Last Saturday I broke
gambler_of_luck's X-Box (-12 points). In August I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-40 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
Not_Desade
Why does this sound like a plot to a bad novel to me? On account of I dont know who two out of three are I wonder if I should ponder getting out more.
Your Grace, do let me know when you wish to go out again and do the shopping you wanted done also you can bring her majesty. I do not mind.
Nightroad, its getting to that time of month...the batches are not lasting.