"Tell me a little bit about yourself."
Excuse me if I have to take a little bit of time
It's mostly because I plan to do this in rhyme
And if I get bored I might throw in a little assonance
Rhyme is kinda hard so I hope you have some tolerance
I know I don't, have you ever seen me with alcohol?
I get red far too fast, I shock and I appal
But that's not something we're supposed to know yet
I'd cross it out but I own up to my actions, leave it stet
Did I tell you that already? I like to proofread
I do it for love, not for money or greed
I can't help but have a passion for your error
I ain't OpFor but in your work I'll strike terror
But just because I'm anal doesn't mean I'm about to give anal
When it comes to sex I'm void and null
I'm kinda sorry to admit it but I guess I'm too young
There are things I've done, I'm just kinda unsung
I don't mind going on camera to film a video blog
Just don't put me next to a hideous hog
I take pride in the things I've done
I hope you do the same, you deserve that trophy you've won
But if you won't pat yourself on the back I'll do it for you
There's a website I run and it's about you too
It ain't YouTube but I'm sure it'll do just fine
It's not like I'm uploading music up there, there ain't no crime
And I know there might be little grime on me
But it's part of the learning process of how to be
I ain't with Young Money but I wanna rap the truth
I'm not Admiral Ackbar cos me and my ship, we trap-proof
Send all the TIE fighters you want, they can't calm her
Cos I tie my ties faster than your TIE bombers
And don't talk to me about the Bomber, I've never been
I told you I'm not legal, no thanks to your gin
I'm sure Waterloo is a fine university establishment
But all I want to do is work for your management.
This is the most hideous rap I have ever written. I love it.
It's mostly because I plan to do this in rhyme
And if I get bored I might throw in a little assonance
Rhyme is kinda hard so I hope you have some tolerance
I know I don't, have you ever seen me with alcohol?
I get red far too fast, I shock and I appal
But that's not something we're supposed to know yet
I'd cross it out but I own up to my actions, leave it stet
Did I tell you that already? I like to proofread
I do it for love, not for money or greed
I can't help but have a passion for your error
I ain't OpFor but in your work I'll strike terror
But just because I'm anal doesn't mean I'm about to give anal
When it comes to sex I'm void and null
I'm kinda sorry to admit it but I guess I'm too young
There are things I've done, I'm just kinda unsung
I don't mind going on camera to film a video blog
Just don't put me next to a hideous hog
I take pride in the things I've done
I hope you do the same, you deserve that trophy you've won
But if you won't pat yourself on the back I'll do it for you
There's a website I run and it's about you too
It ain't YouTube but I'm sure it'll do just fine
It's not like I'm uploading music up there, there ain't no crime
And I know there might be little grime on me
But it's part of the learning process of how to be
I ain't with Young Money but I wanna rap the truth
I'm not Admiral Ackbar cos me and my ship, we trap-proof
Send all the TIE fighters you want, they can't calm her
Cos I tie my ties faster than your TIE bombers
And don't talk to me about the Bomber, I've never been
I told you I'm not legal, no thanks to your gin
I'm sure Waterloo is a fine university establishment
But all I want to do is work for your management.
This is the most hideous rap I have ever written. I love it.