Things once remembered
shut up and talk
-Candace
A is for asstastic
-Candace
come on kris lets go; your mom's fun to but I have to stop sometime
-Nick
SEGA to the left, SEGA to the right, SEGA up, SEGA down
-Eric/Nick
I am knight samurai
-Nick
You ever notice love backwards is evol
-Nick
Fall into the arm
-Nick
If you don't conform you are conforming to the none conformists
-Nick
john all I remember about your presentation of UT is drunk girls, free condoms, and free food
-nick
Gimme a dollar
-Eric
Nick I swear one of these days our friendship is going to end over something you've said about my Mom
-Eric
Jacob: Ms. J you will be around forever
Nick: yeah she's like a roach
-Jacob/Nick
Nick: hey Eric do you have any sex
Eric: no.. fresh out
Nick/Eric
If I don't do it I know I'm not going to do it
-Nick
Grr poofie
-Liz
Kris: the school is doing don Quixote
Nick: I want to be his side kick tonto
Eric: shut up nick
-Kris/Eric/Nick
Nice Guys :: nodes head::
-Eric/Nick
Nick: you know JFK had prostitutes at the white house
Many: that's probably why he got shot, he never paid the pimps
-Nick/Manny
This is so stupid I can't even argue back
-Jordan
loloser
-Nick
You ever notice those kids walking around in those shirts that say you laugh at me because I'm different and I laugh at you because you're all the same, well did you notice that are dressed like the person next to them
-Candace
I'm sorry...you were born
-Nick M.
How can life be to short when its the longest thing you can do
-Andrew C.
Do you think Mario is just stoned, when you think about it he consumes a lot of mushrooms, and weed through the game. He thinks he grows 5 times bigger, shoot fire out of his hands and runs around with a cape thinking he can fly and I wont even get into the things he is seeing
-Nick
I thought you said I could pay you in sex
-Nick
Look it's Kris. LOOK AT HIM!! LOOK AT HIM!!! LOOK AT HIM!!!!
-Nick
I want to name a gang bang
-Vikki (meant to say game bang)
I have to go home and wash my mother
-Vikki
You know underneath all theses cloths I'm naked
-Nick
You know I can scare people, I have dated two ex-convicts and a black guy
-Vikki
I love yo...yo...yo...yogurt
-Nick
I'm Deyanira
-Deya
Announcement: Teaching should still be going on
Nick: she interrupts class which makes people stop teaching to tell them they should still be teaching.....
-Nick
Jimmy crack whore
-Nick
Diana: look my cousins
Nick: they make a cute couple
Diana: ewwww nick
-Nick/Diana
If crap were fun we would be having a grand ol’ time
-Eric
The reason God kicked out Adam and Eve from the garden was because he saw Nick coming
-Devon
You can't castrate me I'm black, they'll just grow back
-Nick
Nick: why do you call your brother ug
Diego: because my sister is ly
-Nick/Diego
Get your monkey out of my face
-Eric
take of your sweat shirt, your making me hot
-Mrs.Velaria
Nick/Xmenblue: Ah Miqi you're so fine you're so fine you blow my mind, hey Miqi
M_Terras: this is Miquila's father
Nick/Xmenblue: oh sorry, didn't meant to bother you
-Nick/Miqi's dad
I was cruising down the street in my Impaler
-Eric
Mr.Black: You wont be able to go to a private college unless you have a scholarship but that doesn't help a lot
Nick: My sister has a lot of scholarships
Jeremy: your sister is smarter than Mr. Black, My brother is smarter than him, I'm smarter than him, you're smarter than him
Nick: Michael is AS smart as him
-Black/Jeremy/Nick
Candace: this is my brother
Nick: LIES!!!
-Nick/Candace
Knightsamurai: I'm Chris Ray and I like pink because I'm gay
Samuraishyguy: muhahaha
-Nick/Chris R.
That's for me to know and you to shut up
-Nick
*In line at Walmart*
Louie: shouldn't you be behind me?
Nick: stop hitting on me
-Nick/Louie
Starting...Now!!!
-Nick/Eric
If you could be a crayon what color would you be?
White so I could out live all the other colors muhahaha suckers
-Nick (answering questioner)
If wishes and butts were fruits and nuts we would have a big ol’ bowl of granola
-Aaron
I wanted a fortune cookie not a Zen cookie
-Nick
What obvious reasons?...
-Kris
Nick: lets break into the AT&T store and get new phones
Vikki: It's closed you can’t break into a closed store
-Nick/Vikki
*playing Tetris*
Kris: I'm trying to raise Nick's black level
Eric: I wasn't aware Nick's black level needed to be raised
-Eric/Kris
I don't mean to be a bitch I just am
-Anon.
Justin: you're a little prick
Nick: you're a big prick
-Justine/Nick
Protecting life. liberty and the pursuit of your Mom
-Candace/Nick
Oh God that water's wet
-Louie
Nick: Lets go Catholic
Louie: you get the liquor and I'll get the small children
-Nick/Louie
Nick: You know Billy Jean is Eric's lover
Eric: Bill Jean is not my lover
-Nick/Eric
The Blue Man Group is infecting the Matrix
-Nick
Nick: Everyone try's to be a drama queen
Eric: Yeah I know
Nick: But you know it's not that bad, they add stress on to their lives so we'll out live them all
::Simultaneously laugh::
::Simultaneously look at each other::
::Simultaneously laugh again::
-Nick/Eric
Life's a bitch and so are you
-Nick
Teacher: Why didn't you do it?
Student: I didn't understand
Teacher: If I had a dime for every time I herd that
Nick: I guess you would be a rich man seeing as how you usually teach remedial math
-Nick/Coach Franco/Some guy
Vikki: hey Nick I saw you walking home and I would have picked you up but I was laye picking someone else up
Jimmy: that's pretty messed up
Nick: yeah why are you telling me this?
Vikki: it's the thought that counts
Nick: yeah and you thought to leave me there
Vikki: Noooo
Jimmy: Yeah you did
Nick: Why don't you just go hang out with those people over there?
Vikki: Because I don't like anyone over there
::turns in direction of the other people::
Nick: Hey guys!!!!
Vikki: hey I didn't mean it
Nick: yeah but you thought it and it's the thought that counts
Jimmy: it's true
Vikki: you guys are dorks
-Vikki/Jimmy/Nick
*Lost driving downtown*
Albert P.: we're all going to get raped
Nick: not me I'm black
-Albert P./Nick
Kris: how much wood would a wood chuck, chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood
Nick: A wood chuck would chuck as much wood as a wood chuck could chuck
-Kris/Nick
Eric has a girl friend Eric has a girl friend......and he doesn't know it
Pat a.k.a. Eric's Mom/Nick
*leaving message on voice mail*
My sister wants to know....F***ing....Damn it.......B****...
-Anon
Nick: why do bees fall in love there is only one girl in the colony and that's their queen. Do you really want to date someone that bossy?
Candace: I think that's why they date birds
-Nick/Candace
Your mom's a router
-Carlos
This computer goes down on me more than Arthur's mom
-Nick
Your mom is like port 80
-Eric
Nice shirt Carlos
-Eric
You're Mom's a hub
-Arthur
Eric bytes
-Nick/Eric
They say the apple doesn't fall far from the tree but you have to remember to account for the branches the apple might of hit on the way down
-Nick
Sticks and stones will break your bones but words like that will slice right through you
-Nick
I put the heat in theater
-Nick
Skip like a man
-Nick
What’s wrong with you don’t you like little girls in two-twos
-Arthur
well things are changing but things always change so that never changes, so in a sense things never really change because they will never stop changing
-Nick
Albert: Spell schisty
Someone: can you use it in a sentence
Albert: That is one schisty bitch
-Albert
A pessimistic person will never see the silver lining in a dark cloud but get struck by a bolt of lightning
-Nick
If life gives you lemons that’s alll profit
-Nick
Chris M.: Your mom does your dad
Kris: Yeah, no du
Nick: And who’s your daddy bitch?
-Chris/Kris/Nick
Kris: I’m gonna hit you
Nick: Hit your mom!
Kris: You hit my mom?
Nick: Twice last night
-Kris/Nick
My ass maybe dumb but at least I’m not a dumb ass
-Diego
::hears door open::
And That’s where babies come from Ryan
::Ryan’s dad walks in the room and gives us a weird look::
-Nick
Do you wanna talk to her? Cause. . . she doesn’t want to talk to you!
-Nick
Eric: where is the quote book
Nick: one sec lemme pull it out of my butt
-Eric/Nick
If ignorance is bliss then you must be very happy
-Kenny
If I failed at suicide I’d kill myself
-Nick
Albert: If everyone jumped off a bridge would you
Eric: No I’m jumping off a router
-Albert/Eric
*talking with Candace on my cell in Eric’s room*
Candace: Tell him I’m going to work in an Irish pub
Eric: Well I’m gonna work in an English pub to spite her
Nick: Eric says he’s going to work in an English pub and smite you
-Candace/Nick/Eric
Albert: What does Kumbia mean?
Nick: Your mom
Eric: Your mom my lord?
-Nick/Albert/Eric
Nick: Arthur likes his woman like he likes his coffee
Arthur: I don’t like coffee
Nick: I know
-Nick/Arthur
Vikki: I am going to go in my pjs on the bus
Nick :don’t you sleep in the nude....yes
-Vikki/Nick
I am the most responsible person on the planet.. . Where’s the sledge hammer!!!
-Albert
*Texting*
Alex: Hi Nick I’m in riodoso
Nick: I have never met someone so committed to avoiding me
-Alex/Nick
Let’s get off of moms I just got off of yours
-Arthur
Brenda: how are you
Nick: As good as you look
-Nick/Brenda
Arthur: Stop touching me I’m not that kind of guy
Nick: Then get your hand out of my pants
-Arthur/Nick
I’ll stop touching you when you stop touching me
-Nick
Kyle:Nick you an asshole
Nick: Yeah but then again so are you; all men are inherently assholes. You calling me an asshole is just admitting that i'm more of a man than you.
Kyle: Nick you an ass......damn it
-Nick/Kyle
*Over an intercome*
Carl: Nick or Chris I need some balls.......range balls
-Carl
-Candace
A is for asstastic
-Candace
come on kris lets go; your mom's fun to but I have to stop sometime
-Nick
SEGA to the left, SEGA to the right, SEGA up, SEGA down
-Eric/Nick
I am knight samurai
-Nick
You ever notice love backwards is evol
-Nick
Fall into the arm
-Nick
If you don't conform you are conforming to the none conformists
-Nick
john all I remember about your presentation of UT is drunk girls, free condoms, and free food
-nick
Gimme a dollar
-Eric
Nick I swear one of these days our friendship is going to end over something you've said about my Mom
-Eric
Jacob: Ms. J you will be around forever
Nick: yeah she's like a roach
-Jacob/Nick
Nick: hey Eric do you have any sex
Eric: no.. fresh out
Nick/Eric
If I don't do it I know I'm not going to do it
-Nick
Grr poofie
-Liz
Kris: the school is doing don Quixote
Nick: I want to be his side kick tonto
Eric: shut up nick
-Kris/Eric/Nick
Nice Guys :: nodes head::
-Eric/Nick
Nick: you know JFK had prostitutes at the white house
Many: that's probably why he got shot, he never paid the pimps
-Nick/Manny
This is so stupid I can't even argue back
-Jordan
loloser
-Nick
You ever notice those kids walking around in those shirts that say you laugh at me because I'm different and I laugh at you because you're all the same, well did you notice that are dressed like the person next to them
-Candace
I'm sorry...you were born
-Nick M.
How can life be to short when its the longest thing you can do
-Andrew C.
Do you think Mario is just stoned, when you think about it he consumes a lot of mushrooms, and weed through the game. He thinks he grows 5 times bigger, shoot fire out of his hands and runs around with a cape thinking he can fly and I wont even get into the things he is seeing
-Nick
I thought you said I could pay you in sex
-Nick
Look it's Kris. LOOK AT HIM!! LOOK AT HIM!!! LOOK AT HIM!!!!
-Nick
I want to name a gang bang
-Vikki (meant to say game bang)
I have to go home and wash my mother
-Vikki
You know underneath all theses cloths I'm naked
-Nick
You know I can scare people, I have dated two ex-convicts and a black guy
-Vikki
I love yo...yo...yo...yogurt
-Nick
I'm Deyanira
-Deya
Announcement: Teaching should still be going on
Nick: she interrupts class which makes people stop teaching to tell them they should still be teaching.....
-Nick
Jimmy crack whore
-Nick
Diana: look my cousins
Nick: they make a cute couple
Diana: ewwww nick
-Nick/Diana
If crap were fun we would be having a grand ol’ time
-Eric
The reason God kicked out Adam and Eve from the garden was because he saw Nick coming
-Devon
You can't castrate me I'm black, they'll just grow back
-Nick
Nick: why do you call your brother ug
Diego: because my sister is ly
-Nick/Diego
Get your monkey out of my face
-Eric
take of your sweat shirt, your making me hot
-Mrs.Velaria
Nick/Xmenblue: Ah Miqi you're so fine you're so fine you blow my mind, hey Miqi
M_Terras: this is Miquila's father
Nick/Xmenblue: oh sorry, didn't meant to bother you
-Nick/Miqi's dad
I was cruising down the street in my Impaler
-Eric
Mr.Black: You wont be able to go to a private college unless you have a scholarship but that doesn't help a lot
Nick: My sister has a lot of scholarships
Jeremy: your sister is smarter than Mr. Black, My brother is smarter than him, I'm smarter than him, you're smarter than him
Nick: Michael is AS smart as him
-Black/Jeremy/Nick
Candace: this is my brother
Nick: LIES!!!
-Nick/Candace
Knightsamurai: I'm Chris Ray and I like pink because I'm gay
Samuraishyguy: muhahaha
-Nick/Chris R.
That's for me to know and you to shut up
-Nick
*In line at Walmart*
Louie: shouldn't you be behind me?
Nick: stop hitting on me
-Nick/Louie
Starting...Now!!!
-Nick/Eric
If you could be a crayon what color would you be?
White so I could out live all the other colors muhahaha suckers
-Nick (answering questioner)
If wishes and butts were fruits and nuts we would have a big ol’ bowl of granola
-Aaron
I wanted a fortune cookie not a Zen cookie
-Nick
What obvious reasons?...
-Kris
Nick: lets break into the AT&T store and get new phones
Vikki: It's closed you can’t break into a closed store
-Nick/Vikki
*playing Tetris*
Kris: I'm trying to raise Nick's black level
Eric: I wasn't aware Nick's black level needed to be raised
-Eric/Kris
I don't mean to be a bitch I just am
-Anon.
Justin: you're a little prick
Nick: you're a big prick
-Justine/Nick
Protecting life. liberty and the pursuit of your Mom
-Candace/Nick
Oh God that water's wet
-Louie
Nick: Lets go Catholic
Louie: you get the liquor and I'll get the small children
-Nick/Louie
Nick: You know Billy Jean is Eric's lover
Eric: Bill Jean is not my lover
-Nick/Eric
The Blue Man Group is infecting the Matrix
-Nick
Nick: Everyone try's to be a drama queen
Eric: Yeah I know
Nick: But you know it's not that bad, they add stress on to their lives so we'll out live them all
::Simultaneously laugh::
::Simultaneously look at each other::
::Simultaneously laugh again::
-Nick/Eric
Life's a bitch and so are you
-Nick
Teacher: Why didn't you do it?
Student: I didn't understand
Teacher: If I had a dime for every time I herd that
Nick: I guess you would be a rich man seeing as how you usually teach remedial math
-Nick/Coach Franco/Some guy
Vikki: hey Nick I saw you walking home and I would have picked you up but I was laye picking someone else up
Jimmy: that's pretty messed up
Nick: yeah why are you telling me this?
Vikki: it's the thought that counts
Nick: yeah and you thought to leave me there
Vikki: Noooo
Jimmy: Yeah you did
Nick: Why don't you just go hang out with those people over there?
Vikki: Because I don't like anyone over there
::turns in direction of the other people::
Nick: Hey guys!!!!
Vikki: hey I didn't mean it
Nick: yeah but you thought it and it's the thought that counts
Jimmy: it's true
Vikki: you guys are dorks
-Vikki/Jimmy/Nick
*Lost driving downtown*
Albert P.: we're all going to get raped
Nick: not me I'm black
-Albert P./Nick
Kris: how much wood would a wood chuck, chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood
Nick: A wood chuck would chuck as much wood as a wood chuck could chuck
-Kris/Nick
Eric has a girl friend Eric has a girl friend......and he doesn't know it
Pat a.k.a. Eric's Mom/Nick
*leaving message on voice mail*
My sister wants to know....F***ing....Damn it.......B****...
-Anon
Nick: why do bees fall in love there is only one girl in the colony and that's their queen. Do you really want to date someone that bossy?
Candace: I think that's why they date birds
-Nick/Candace
Your mom's a router
-Carlos
This computer goes down on me more than Arthur's mom
-Nick
Your mom is like port 80
-Eric
Nice shirt Carlos
-Eric
You're Mom's a hub
-Arthur
Eric bytes
-Nick/Eric
They say the apple doesn't fall far from the tree but you have to remember to account for the branches the apple might of hit on the way down
-Nick
Sticks and stones will break your bones but words like that will slice right through you
-Nick
I put the heat in theater
-Nick
Skip like a man
-Nick
What’s wrong with you don’t you like little girls in two-twos
-Arthur
well things are changing but things always change so that never changes, so in a sense things never really change because they will never stop changing
-Nick
Albert: Spell schisty
Someone: can you use it in a sentence
Albert: That is one schisty bitch
-Albert
A pessimistic person will never see the silver lining in a dark cloud but get struck by a bolt of lightning
-Nick
If life gives you lemons that’s alll profit
-Nick
Chris M.: Your mom does your dad
Kris: Yeah, no du
Nick: And who’s your daddy bitch?
-Chris/Kris/Nick
Kris: I’m gonna hit you
Nick: Hit your mom!
Kris: You hit my mom?
Nick: Twice last night
-Kris/Nick
My ass maybe dumb but at least I’m not a dumb ass
-Diego
::hears door open::
And That’s where babies come from Ryan
::Ryan’s dad walks in the room and gives us a weird look::
-Nick
Do you wanna talk to her? Cause. . . she doesn’t want to talk to you!
-Nick
Eric: where is the quote book
Nick: one sec lemme pull it out of my butt
-Eric/Nick
If ignorance is bliss then you must be very happy
-Kenny
If I failed at suicide I’d kill myself
-Nick
Albert: If everyone jumped off a bridge would you
Eric: No I’m jumping off a router
-Albert/Eric
*talking with Candace on my cell in Eric’s room*
Candace: Tell him I’m going to work in an Irish pub
Eric: Well I’m gonna work in an English pub to spite her
Nick: Eric says he’s going to work in an English pub and smite you
-Candace/Nick/Eric
Albert: What does Kumbia mean?
Nick: Your mom
Eric: Your mom my lord?
-Nick/Albert/Eric
Nick: Arthur likes his woman like he likes his coffee
Arthur: I don’t like coffee
Nick: I know
-Nick/Arthur
Vikki: I am going to go in my pjs on the bus
Nick :don’t you sleep in the nude....yes
-Vikki/Nick
I am the most responsible person on the planet.. . Where’s the sledge hammer!!!
-Albert
*Texting*
Alex: Hi Nick I’m in riodoso
Nick: I have never met someone so committed to avoiding me
-Alex/Nick
Let’s get off of moms I just got off of yours
-Arthur
Brenda: how are you
Nick: As good as you look
-Nick/Brenda
Arthur: Stop touching me I’m not that kind of guy
Nick: Then get your hand out of my pants
-Arthur/Nick
I’ll stop touching you when you stop touching me
-Nick
Kyle:Nick you an asshole
Nick: Yeah but then again so are you; all men are inherently assholes. You calling me an asshole is just admitting that i'm more of a man than you.
Kyle: Nick you an ass......damn it
-Nick/Kyle
*Over an intercome*
Carl: Nick or Chris I need some balls.......range balls
-Carl