This is what I heard, but...
I hear that Ron and Hagrid go off into the woods to go find Buckbeak in order to "prepare for the final assault on Voldemort". Whatever that means.
Harry sweats Luna Lovegood.
Voldemort is actually Sirius' dead uncle, twice removed.
Hermione comes out of the closet. Much to the dismay of many male readers, she dies in a Death Eater attack.
All fans who are going to be dressed up at midnight, engaged in the "Snape Debate" will meet a terrible fate by getting beaten with a stick while being told to grow fuck up.
Anyone who role-plays while waiting in line will meet a similar fate, if not worse.
Enjoy book 7! I know I will!
Oh and the 5 towns that reserved the most Harry Potter books.
1. Falls Church, Virginia
2. Gig Harbor, Washington
3. Fairfax, Virginia
4. Vienna, Virginia
5. Katy, Texas
How lovely.
Harry sweats Luna Lovegood.
Voldemort is actually Sirius' dead uncle, twice removed.
Hermione comes out of the closet. Much to the dismay of many male readers, she dies in a Death Eater attack.
All fans who are going to be dressed up at midnight, engaged in the "Snape Debate" will meet a terrible fate by getting beaten with a stick while being told to grow fuck up.
Anyone who role-plays while waiting in line will meet a similar fate, if not worse.
Enjoy book 7! I know I will!
Oh and the 5 towns that reserved the most Harry Potter books.
1. Falls Church, Virginia
2. Gig Harbor, Washington
3. Fairfax, Virginia
4. Vienna, Virginia
5. Katy, Texas
How lovely.