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Jan 02, 2006 16:44

Well happy fucking year god.

lets see hummm...

you suck at your job you dont exist i got in a car crash and almost killed some fat bitch. MAJOR CAR CRASH hahaha

I slam into her and im liek okay haha car crash then im pissed becasue shes just sitting there, then a man drives behind me ands yells ILL CALL 911 i said okay im calling my daddy while the lady was liek omggg my kneeeeee my xmass gifts are in the trunck. shut the fuck up lady your fine your not hurt besides your face, well i guess her fat fucking leg hit the stearing wheel.

so i was liek im one with you your fucking stupid. so i talked to the lady that she hit and she was reallllly nice i was happy i said i was very sorry and that i dont mean to make peoples day bad i make them better. shes said dont worry everyone gets in one, she was rubbing my back verryyy nice.. then the fire trucks, cops, everybody came and i was like oh please
turns out my car was leaking oil and and anit freeze and shit so i guess it was good, my car is donnnnezoooooooooooo her car is just bumper and stuff, the cops were cool they wernt jerks
all i wanted was dunkin dounuts :( my dad took me after the whoel thing
the funy thing is i dont wear a seat belt i had a feeling that somthing was going to happen weird very weird i miss my carrr... it will all be good and okay and wonderful after all these bills
but i would rather pay car bills then a funeral bill haha not funny but yeah

thank you :)
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