i should really write in this thing more.

[not_benjamin]

Everyone's been really quiet lately, I hope you're all doing all right. I have no idea what this so-called "pest problem" some of the teachers are talking about might be, because as far as I know the Slytherin dorms haven't got any pests - at least not the kind Professor McGonagall seems to be alluding to. The only reason I've been sleeping in

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[beyond_praise]

sometimes i think you deserve for them to play exploding snap forever

[not_benjamin]

Sometimes you remind me of an oyster. What's your point?

[beyond_praise]

oysters are disgusting.
do i always need one?

[not_benjamin]

There are some who would disagree.

I suppose not.

[beyond_praise]

are those the same some that sully dorms and try to make up for it with excuses about pests?

[not_benjamin]

They might be. I don't see why you care, though.

[beyond_praise]

because it's my dorm too and i just wanted that while everyone else was everyone else and i was me.
worldy vanity doesn't even give me that time anymore

[not_benjamin]

I've already apologised, but I guess it can't hurt to do it again. It was inconsiderate of me to put you and Severus in that position, and I'm not going to do it again.

It's still your dorm, but it's also mine.

[beyond_praise]

why didn't you tell her?
were you afraid of rosier?
i wouldn't let him, it's your job to be a narc.

[not_benjamin]

I believe that she asked the prefects at our last meeting to report any "pest problems" we may have observed in the dormitories.

I don't recall our dormitory having a pest problem.

I'm not afraid of Evan, but thank you.

[beyond_praise]

you didn't have to say that.
why?

[not_benjamin]

It's not like it was a lie.

[beyond_praise]

it wasn't the truth.
thank you.

[not_benjamin]

It was my interpretation of the truth.

You're welcome.

[beyond_praise]

i think they're done playing exploding snap.
maybe.

[not_benjamin]

Are they? That's good. It means I'll be able to sleep tonight.