134th. st.

[not_avampire]

...Is it possible to get the skin on your knuckles worn away from a cat's tongue? Because I'm starting to loose feeling in my hands. Today's become one of those rare 'put on a shirt' days since my cat decided I tasted like nummy time

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[ohrosalita]

I'm guessing tuna.

[not_avampire]

I don't know. I have no idea, I don't know, I don't want to know; it's weird.

[ohrosalita]

It's an ice cream flavor, Cal. How bad can it be?

[not_avampire]

It's ice cream that I aparently taste like. This is more than I wanted to know about myself.

[ohrosalita]

But you know what you taste like every other day, you're just used to it.

[not_avampire]

You're advocating I taste myself?

[ohrosalita]

I'm advocating it in a lot less of a perverted way than you're making it sound.

[not_avampire]

...I'm making it sound-... okay, yeah, I am. Sorry.

[ohrosalita]

Lick your lips?

1/3

[not_avampire]

2/3

[not_avampire]

[not_avampire]

Oh my god, I taste like shit.

[ohrosalita]

...What, actual...

[not_avampire]

It's an expression, Rose.

I taste like breakfast and marshmallows... which is bacon and... oh, hah, very funny.

[ohrosalita]

Somebody tastes like squid ink, it's possible.

Breakfast and marshmallows sounds like a request I've made to more than one hotel room service. What's funny?

[not_avampire]

I really don't think my cat'd be on such good terms with me right now if I tasted like cow pie ice cream.

Marshmallow peeps. Like, you know, those litter easter candies?