130th. st.

[not_avampire]

Did you know that ants have a religion?

It's caused by slimeballs. Dicrocoelium Dendriticum, but even the big parasite geeks like me don't say that out loud (though I have got it memorized) we just say 'Lancet Flukes'. 'Flukes' for short

Comments

[favored_son]

Maybe your cows have four of them. I bet I could find you one with six.

[not_avampire]

Damn you and your overachieving cows.

[favored_son]

Our world overachieves in general.

[not_avampire]

I recall something about a desert tying to eat you?

[favored_son]

Wasn't anything personal, I'm sure.

So what's got you in a mood?

[not_avampire]

Well, as long as it wasn't a grudge match.

A 'mood'?

[favored_son]

Don't look at me. You're the one comparing everyone to ants.

[not_avampire]

It's not an insult? There are worse things I could call you people.

[favored_son]

Well, yeah, I suppose you could.

So, hit me.

[not_avampire]

I can do anything if I believe in myself.

Okay... High five?

[favored_son]

Hardy har har.

You'd probably break your hand.

[not_avampire]

Just don't bite anything off, I like my fingers where they are.

[favored_son]

You seriously think you'd be tasty enough?

[not_avampire]

Oh, good. Mankind is saved. We taste nasty.

[favored_son]

How about you let me infest you one of these days? I'm pretty sure I won't kill you.

[not_avampire]

That depends. Would it hurt when you use my palm for a mouth? 'Cause it looks like it hurts.