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[Crash! Clatter, clatter, pause.]
-And how... Whatever. I'll take my gift horse and eat it, too. Oh, um... Probably should stop talking out lou...
Huh? Oh, it's on. [Creaking floorboards; the outside world needs maintenance. Tap, tap.] It's recording? Huh. Lucky coincidence. [Pause, laughter.] Well, hold a sec...
[More clicking, but a different kind, and distant; latches being latched, snaps being snapped.]
Alright... So, uh, hey, world. Figuring this is only gonna last for a day, might as well make the most of it: I'm gonna, like, go around and generally have a party. Anyone coming with me?
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[ooc Cal's wish is quite obviously to be parasite free, so, for today, he is. Why does this involve new icons? Because canonically, Cal should look like a nineteen-year-old. He's twenty-eight. Thus, he should look... older. Even though these icons could be anywhere from nineteen to thirty. Bare with me, plz. Seeing as he can actually go outside, he's going to actually go outside. He'd like some company. In comparison to his usual, he's got almost no sex-drive, so he'd just like someone to talk to, face-to-face, seeing as he hasn't done that in a while.]