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Apr 25, 2010 20:58

Shit! Why the fuck didn't anyone tell me the girl whose knickers I was trying to nab looks like someone's gran?!

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shoukanjutsu April 28 2010, 04:57:02 UTC
. . . What does it matter what she looks like? The competition is to steal her underwear, not ask her out on a date.

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not_aquaman April 28 2010, 06:52:51 UTC
Would you pass up a free chance to steal some lady's pants?

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shoukanjutsu April 29 2010, 04:20:56 UTC
Of c -- . . . Well, I suppose that would depend on . . . Oh.

Well. I still like to get to know my lady friends first before I start stealing their underwear.

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not_aquaman May 2 2010, 23:51:19 UTC
This is a way to get to know the lady friends in the first place!

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shoukanjutsu May 3 2010, 00:39:18 UTC
If you want them to hate you forever, yes.

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not_aquaman May 4 2010, 01:38:16 UTC
Oh come on, now you're just being negative! Think of them as a conversation-starter! You know, to get things going!

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shoukanjutsu May 4 2010, 02:14:05 UTC
"Excuse me, ma'am. I believe these are your panties? You see, I retrieved them from your room while you were sleeping to arouse my perverse sexual lust and I'd simply like to return them to you now.

How about a date on Friday?"

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not_aquaman May 4 2010, 20:13:58 UTC
Hey, whatever happened to being civilised? No one needs to go rummaging through anyone's pants when they're asleep!

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shoukanjutsu May 5 2010, 00:06:30 UTC
. . . Yes, doing it while they're awake is much more kosher.

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not_aquaman May 6 2010, 06:59:08 UTC
Only if you're Jewish. Besides, you're not supposed to do it with them in the room! Then they'd just call the police. The whole idea is that you surprise them with their pants later--like a gift!

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shoukanjutsu May 6 2010, 23:55:06 UTC
I believe the definition of 'gift' excludes articles that formerly belonged to the recipient in the first place. The phrase you're thinking of is, "like an invitation to be assaulted until you bleed."

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not_aquaman May 7 2010, 00:09:41 UTC
Hey, don't be that way! Besides, that's why it's 'like' a gift. The trick is to feed her a line about how you saved her pants from danger.

*Nathan--master of hitting on girls!*

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shoukanjutsu May 7 2010, 01:41:52 UTC
The trick is not to steal her panties at all! Geez. How old are you?

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not_aquaman May 9 2010, 18:36:25 UTC
Don't you want to be original when you're trying to pick up a girl?

How old am I? I can't actually remember, but I'd say about 18 or 19.

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shoukanjutsu May 9 2010, 18:55:43 UTC
Shouldn't you have progressed past the panty-stealing phase at about 15 or so? No one gives points for originality; they only give points if you score.

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not_aquaman May 11 2010, 17:03:13 UTC
What else do you think I'm doing with these?

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