((Translation: he means the pegasi))

[not_aquaman]

What the fuck? Why didn't anyone ever mention we had unicorns around here? Come on, we're all sitting here on our arses worried about bears when we have fucking unicorns?! Let's get with the program, folks, come on! Sure, you may not be the brightest bunch around, but surely even you could've thought to just set the unicorns out, and they would've

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[weavingbonds]

... The bears are already gone.

[not_aquaman]

Oh, well look at you, you're just a bona fide genius, aren't you?

[weavingbonds]

... They were here just for a day. [Yes, he completely ignored that 'genius' comment.]

[not_aquaman]

So? We could've had them out in an hour if someone had remembered we had horses of mass destruction! But I suppose you didn't think about that, now, did you?

[weavingbonds]

Horses do not eat bears.

[not_aquaman]

They're horses of mass destruction! Totally different things. Come on, get with the programme!

CARD GAMES PUN NOT INTENDED

[weavingbonds]

... ... ...

I doubt it.

[not_aquaman]

Even though they're right in the stables?

[weavingbonds]

They probably don't eat bears, either.

[not_aquaman]

Because we never let them get close enough to the bears!

[weavingbonds]

...

[Seeing as this conversation is leading to nowhere, Yuusei decides not to bother with naming further arguments.]