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[not_aquaman]

It's been a month since I got here, and I only start remembering things now? How is that supposed to work? I'm no expert in this voodoo mind shit, but I'm pretty sure it doesn't work that way

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[onwingsofhope]

If you skip to every fourth word, you get, "HAPPY EDEN ALL GIFT THE ONCE NOTE IT IT US" and if you scramble it up you get "DEESCALATE FEE HIGH LINTY TINT TUN POOP" and then you take every third word and you get "DEESCALATE LINTY POOP" so that means we should, um. Eat more veggies and have more fiber cause our poop is too linty.

[originalandroid]

...Wow.

[onwingsofhope]

Yeah! I'm really good at finding clues, right?

[originalandroid]

You certainly are.

[not_aquaman]

And if you take some of the letters out of there and rearrange them, you get "follow the trail of red pills until you pass out in a tree and find your knickers sold off to some homeless"!

[onwingsofhope]

Umm . . . No, there's too many letters for that. But that message makes more sense than the one I got. Maybe if you double the letters . . .

[not_aquaman]

If you double the letters, you have to do it twice. *sage nod*

[onwingsofhope]

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

I guess I'll need more time to make a sentence that makes some sense. Is FEKTE a word?

[not_aquaman]

Of course it is, Sucker, you clever boy!

[onwingsofhope]

My name's Takeru, Mr. Nathan.

[not_aquaman]

Of course it is, Sucker! What do you think I've been calling you all this time?

[onwingsofhope]

. . . Is 'Sucker' code for 'Takeru'?