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In the end, I think it's gonna come down to Tango and Chance. And in an emotional 2 hour "I Love New York" prime time special, New York will turn to Tango and say through her misty eyes, "Tango, I love you, but this chain is not for you." And New York and Chance will ride off into the sunset in an oversized yaht in the coast of the Carribean, smiling and laughing, as New York's mother (not to be confused with a troll with too much make-up) curses her way off the set and threatens to kill Miss New York and Chance as well.
In the reunion, I expect Flavor Flav to show up and Chance to pretend like he's gonna try to beat him up for hurting New York and comming back to the reunion show but being held back by numerous security guards. Flavor Flav will say he truely hopes New York is happy and that he still has love for New York, but will then talk about his 7 children with 4 women he's had since the reunion of Flavor of Love 2. It's still unclear whether or not Chance and New York will still be together at the time of the reunion show, but chances are New York took too much of a chance with Chance, and there was no chance of a long term love.
All of these previous statements are in fact, not facts. But logical predictions me and myself share. But as we all know, New York, her mother, flavor flav, creators of Flavor of Love, creators of I Love New York, and even New York's Chihuahua "Her Majesty," can be very, very illogical. Who knows, maybe in the final episode they'll bring back Mr. Boston. New York will realize how much she misses the way he picked his (broken by Chance) nose every elimination, or the way sometimes when he begins a sentence he knows what word he wants to start it with, but for some reason can't say it. She'll realize how much she wants a racist father-in-law and she'll quickly fall in love once he starts giving her lap dances and making her midnight snacks again. New York and Mr. Boston will make kinda dark, but hopefully not too dark, babies (preferably a Derek Jeter tint) and live a fairy tale life in the mansion VH1 has provided New York, until the producers kick them out a day after taping.
All of that previous paragraph was in fact, wishful thinking. Wishful, wishful thinking.
In the reunion, I expect Flavor Flav to show up and Chance to pretend like he's gonna try to beat him up for hurting New York and comming back to the reunion show but being held back by numerous security guards. Flavor Flav will say he truely hopes New York is happy and that he still has love for New York, but will then talk about his 7 children with 4 women he's had since the reunion of Flavor of Love 2. It's still unclear whether or not Chance and New York will still be together at the time of the reunion show, but chances are New York took too much of a chance with Chance, and there was no chance of a long term love.
All of these previous statements are in fact, not facts. But logical predictions me and myself share. But as we all know, New York, her mother, flavor flav, creators of Flavor of Love, creators of I Love New York, and even New York's Chihuahua "Her Majesty," can be very, very illogical. Who knows, maybe in the final episode they'll bring back Mr. Boston. New York will realize how much she misses the way he picked his (broken by Chance) nose every elimination, or the way sometimes when he begins a sentence he knows what word he wants to start it with, but for some reason can't say it. She'll realize how much she wants a racist father-in-law and she'll quickly fall in love once he starts giving her lap dances and making her midnight snacks again. New York and Mr. Boston will make kinda dark, but hopefully not too dark, babies (preferably a Derek Jeter tint) and live a fairy tale life in the mansion VH1 has provided New York, until the producers kick them out a day after taping.
All of that previous paragraph was in fact, wishful thinking. Wishful, wishful thinking.