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Feb 28, 2008 15:02

I found a package in front of my door this morning upon leaving to work. Assuming that it was an explosive sent to me to kill me, I took the proper methods of disposing of it.

Now, which one of you attempted to assassinate me? I have yet to finish reconstructing the message in it so speak up now.

don't give sousuke gifts, blowed up the package, you're now a terrorist

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slightly_knurd February 28 2008, 20:07:59 UTC

How likely are these terrorists to admit to an assassination attempt, Sergeant?

For that matter, are you so sure it was full of explosives?

not_an_amateur February 28 2008, 20:09:58 UTC

Asking never hurt.

It was a mysterious package. I have to assume that it was placed there to harm me.

[ooc; oh snap, Ophelia-mun wants to contact you~]

slightly_knurd February 28 2008, 20:14:58 UTC

And now that you've neutralized the threat, any indication of what it once was?

[ooc: *runs online* Thanks! ^^;]

not_an_amateur February 28 2008, 20:17:25 UTC

Negative. To properly dispose of explosive, you must set them off with another high explosive. I am currently attempting to piece together a note that survived the explosion.

[ooc; Haha, she isn't online at the moment but probably will be later.]

slightly_knurd February 28 2008, 20:19:11 UTC

Need help with that?

[ooc: Sweet, thanks. Crazy hiatus-taking, didn't mean to leave her hanging]

not_an_amateur February 28 2008, 20:20:47 UTC

Affirmative.

[ooc; XD For the record, the package was just candy and a thank you card.]

slightly_knurd February 28 2008, 20:22:15 UTC

You know, if you get the edges of it first it practically solves itself.

[ooc: *laughs* Awww. Yeah, I think Sam figures it's something pretty benign]

not_an_amateur February 28 2008, 20:23:05 UTC

Really?

slightly_knurd February 28 2008, 20:24:16 UTC

Easiest to solve that way.

not_an_amateur February 28 2008, 20:25:16 UTC

I see. I will bring the paper scraps to headquarters.

slightly_knurd February 28 2008, 20:26:56 UTC

I'll clear a spot and we'll get down to it. Can't be too careful about this sort of work.

not_an_amateur February 28 2008, 20:27:30 UTC

Thank you, Commander!

slightly_knurd February 28 2008, 20:32:33 UTC

No trouble. I'd like to know who's got the spine to try and assassinate anyone on my task force.

not_an_amateur February 28 2008, 20:33:12 UTC

Also, I have a proposal I'd like to make, sir.

slightly_knurd February 28 2008, 20:35:31 UTC

What's that, Sergeant?

Police Filter; not_an_amateur February 28 2008, 20:37:47 UTC

Seeing the inefficiency of normal humans against some members of the city, I'd like the city police to adopt the powered armor that I have created. It will offer greater speed, mobility, and defense for those who cannot hope to fight against the more supernatural beings.

[ooc; *headdesks* lololol, you know what armor he's talking about. XD*

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