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[not_an_amateur]

For those of you who plan on doing something as ridiculous as "partying" this weekend, please refrain from consuming alcohol. It destroys brain cells and impairs bodily functions. For a successful future, you must not consume that type of liquid.

I see Chidori isn't around. This is bad. If Leonard...

As for you, now that I am properly on my

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[venomouselle]

You're a fucking square, kid. The key is moderation.

[not_an_amateur]

Negative. None at all is best.

[venomouselle]

Do you use mouthwash? Cold medicine.

Alcohol is in there, genius.

[not_an_amateur]

There isn't enough present to inhibit functions. There is a difference between what I mean and the small amounts present in everyday products.

[venomouselle]

I'm not the one who said none at all.

[not_an_amateur]

I understand this argument tactic. You are attempting to put words in my mouth. Cease and desist. It will not work.

[venomouselle]

I'm right.

[not_an_amateur]

Negative.

[venomouselle]

You're a life of the fucking party.

I bet you're a virgin.

[not_an_amateur]

My sexual status has nothing to do with this conversation.

[venomouselle]

Repressed sexual status. You like to be the man on top, hm?

[not_an_amateur]

As I have stated, my sexual preferences have nothing to do with this conversation.

[venomouselle]

Don't tell me that you're protecting people you don't know for their own benefit. That's bullshit. You want other bitches to miss out so you don't feel bad.

[not_an_amateur]

As a Sergeant in Mythril, it is my duty to protect everyone, whether I know them or not.

[venomouselle]

And that includes restriction of civil liberties. I get you now.

Good job, superhero. The next one'll be in your honor.

[not_an_amateur]

Negative. I do not deserve any honor for doing my duty.