054 - Too Much Sauce

[not_alaska]

The house is covered in marinara sauce. The smell is everywhere, I don't think I'll be able to eat it for a long time after this. Better than the magma I was expecting, though. Small blessings

Comments

[Police Filter//unhackable]

[valentineluke]

Thankfully, no sauce covered bodies yet.

[Police Filter//unhackable]

[not_alaska]

None that I've heard of, at least.

police filter :: indignation, get

[sideralis]

You presume to order my unit.

police filter :: was waiting for it

[not_alaska]

In the spirit of inter-agency co-operation.

police filter

[sideralis]

In that spirit, you will ask its comander for cooperation.

police filter - strikes not there

[not_alaska]

I assumed

Oh god. I'm going to kill him one of these days.

Would its commander mind loaning its members to the Police Force to share information?

[ohrosalita]

I thought you were very respectable.

[not_alaska]

Thank you. I reread all the network conversations I had the day after to make sure I hadn't been completely demented or something.

[ohrosalita]

No, I think they call it ageing gracefully. If any've it was true, I mean. As a projection.

[not_alaska]

I guess we'll find out eventually.

police filter;

[a_dinozzo]

If I say "reporting in for a headcount" would that be tasteless considering what case we're looking into?

police filter;

[browning_baby]

Real smooth, Tony. Seriously.

police filter;

[a_dinozzo]

It's all part of my charm!

police filter;

[not_alaska]

I don't think you can call bad humour like that charm.

police filter;

[captainshort]

Normally I'd be disappointed in having nothing to report from a patrol. But with regards to this case, it's a good thing.

Also, this sauce was hell on my wings.

police filter;

[not_alaska]

I agree, even criminals know better than to try and conduct business when the entire city is covered in tomato sauce.

I can imagine.