(no subject)
[Locked; Hackable if you're skilled]
Date: 03/05/1976
Case No.: B09-32092
The following was analyzed:
Item No.
Description
Date Received
01
Dramadramaduck
02/12/1976
Investigation Results:
I personally investigated the online community and its members.
CONCLUSION:
B, L and Q have all denied being members of the community. It would appear that someone has stolen my method for naming their men.
The community would appear to be made up of members who have escaped from asylums, roleplayers and wankers.
G has claimed to know about the community. He's lying. Bloody fruitcake.
While it's none of NATO's business what happens to asylum escapees, a few of the members have questionable backgrounds and motivations. I will be investigating further in my spare time.
Klaus Heinz von dem Eberbach
Major
That damn Director, sending me all the way to London to peep under skirts. Me! The "Iron Klaus", looking under men's skirts. He should have let me send one of my men. I know he's doing this because he hates me.
At least I got to send that useless dolt who hid it there to Alaska.
[/locked]
The Greeks were bloody damn wankers. No self-respecting man would run around showing his thighs like that.
Real men don't bare themselves without a bloody good reason.
Date: 03/05/1976
Case No.: B09-32092
The following was analyzed:
Item No.
Description
Date Received
01
Dramadramaduck
02/12/1976
Investigation Results:
I personally investigated the online community and its members.
CONCLUSION:
B, L and Q have all denied being members of the community. It would appear that someone has stolen my method for naming their men.
The community would appear to be made up of members who have escaped from asylums, roleplayers and wankers.
G has claimed to know about the community. He's lying. Bloody fruitcake.
While it's none of NATO's business what happens to asylum escapees, a few of the members have questionable backgrounds and motivations. I will be investigating further in my spare time.
Klaus Heinz von dem Eberbach
Major
That damn Director, sending me all the way to London to peep under skirts. Me! The "Iron Klaus", looking under men's skirts. He should have let me send one of my men. I know he's doing this because he hates me.
At least I got to send that useless dolt who hid it there to Alaska.
[/locked]
The Greeks were bloody damn wankers. No self-respecting man would run around showing his thighs like that.
Real men don't bare themselves without a bloody good reason.