Not an AU

[not_a_tadpole]

Hey, everybody! My name is Mallow, from Nimbus Land. Starting today, I'm a new student! I've never been to a school before... Grandpa was the one who taught me growing up. This place is even bigger than the castle back home! It's HUGE!

It's nice to meet you all. I hope we can be friends!

Comments

[mailcalltime]

Nimbus Land? I think I may of delivered mail there before.

You seem to know Lord Bowser. Are you two friends?

[not_a_tadpole]

The only paratroopas I've seen up there before are all really FAT. Have you seen any of them?

We sure are! We saved the world together!

[mailcalltime]

No. How would a fat paratroopa be able to fly?

Save it? That's preposterous, his Nastiness would be trying to take over the world not save it!

[ihateplumbers]

I'M NOT HIS FRIEND.

[mailcalltime]

If you say so, Your Highness.

[ihateplumbers]

I was his BOSS. I made him a member of the Koopa Troop for awhile until he flaked out on me.

[mailcalltime]

So this little cloud went AWOL then, My Lord?

I see.

[ihateplumbers]

Wait, what, why are you calling me "My Lord" and "Your Highness" ?

[mailcalltime]

Because I'm one of your subjects.

I don't blame you for not knowing my name, Sir. I'm one of the messngers for the Koopa Troopa.

[ihateplumbers]

What, no, you're Mario's little traitor post office friend, Parakenny.

[mailcalltime]

Mario!?

Forgive me, Your Highness but ARE YOU NUTS!? Why would I ever ally myself with that mustachioed scourge that's been hassling our kingdom for years?

...Oh, and it's Parakarry.

[not_a_tadpole]

HEY

BOWSER'S LYING.

[ihateplumbers]

NO, I'M NOT. I'M NOT LYING. MALLOW IS JUST A STUPID CREAMPUFF WHO CAN'T REMEMBER BECAUSE HIS HEAD IS FULL OF MARSHMALLOWS AND LITTLE BABY TEARS.

[not_a_tadpole]

[DID IT JUST GET A LITTLE GLOOMIER OUTSIDE?]

[mailcalltime]

How dare you call His Majesty a liar, you puffball!

*Was that a raindrop?*

[ihateplumbers]

Listen, Parakarry, I don't know what's gotten into you but I like it. You need to be like this more.