the second

[not_a_retard]

Fact: Sleeping in hallways is not as comfortable as it looks.

What's a guy gotta do to get a room around here?

Comments

[safety_on]

Unless you're into the hobo scene just pick one. Am I going to fast for you, or did you catch that?

[not_a_retard]

Great, so third time's a charm. Guess I'll just walk into a place like I own it like the rest of you.

[safety_on]

I think when you're forced into an unfamiliar situation a disregard for manners is kind of acceptable. But what the hell do I know?

[not_a_retard]

No, I'm just saying the last time I tried to make myself at home in a strange place, I woke up a week later in Vegas next to a goat with a bottle of champaign.

[safety_on]

That's pretty impressive. I didn't think goats were easily attainable in Vegas. But I'm sure business men pay good money for that service.

[not_a_retard]

You know, that's what I thought, too. But they found one from somewhere.

[safety_on]

Well done whoever it was then. At least you got free booze and a goat?

[not_a_retard]

Yep. So I guess this can't be all that bad.

[safety_on]

Way to stay positive.

[not_a_retard]

Whatever it takes.

So, what, you've been here a long time or something?

[safety_on]

Actually like a month, maybe less. Just feels like a hell of a lot longer. Not much to do, besides suffer from horrible diseases or turn into a chick overnight...this place kind of really sucks.

1/2

[not_a_retard]

I'm startin' to get that feeling--

[not_a_retard]

...A chick?

[safety_on]

Yeah. Everyone switched genders. This place has a fucking sick sense of humor.

[not_a_retard]

...Fuck that shit, no one told me crap like that happens.

[safety_on]

Yeah it's not really something they tell you on the welcome wagon. Fuck that, they don't tell you a damn thing when they show up. The black bubbling flesh was bad enough (I got off easy) but the tits was something else. Oh and I forgot the whole "forget your entire life very suddenly" thing.

Apparently shit like this happens all the time.